well here it is.

I prefer to post very little
very pointless
or not at all on my birthday

so here's the birthday post
BAH HUMBUG

if you wanna pay my rent you can CLICK HERE
then click a picture of money

or for any other reason
just be warned it'll all be wasted on food and or gas or
if you're insane and it's larger,
it'll go toward rent and help keep me from homelessness

there's an amazon wishlist
with many things on it I'd like
BUT YOU GET NO LINKY
cause it's pointless

I can't pay bills with Japanese horror

I'll be out working from early morning
till about noonish
meeting/training at 2ish
phone interview later

goodnight.
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(ignore the wishlist links,
they're bunk,
old addresses
lost password)



::end transmission until June 8th::

So much for radio silence.

This has suddenly become a good birthday.

And I'm a dumb, I *just* realized my age changed by a year.

I'm an even number so it comes out to 1.

I'm ONE!

A pre-warning.

I feel it's inappropriate to "pimp" my wish list right now, as I'd honestly be overjoyed to receive some shiny new Japanese horror DVDs, I'd be unable to stop calculating how much food and gas I'd have been able to get with the money that was spent on the DVD. I wouldn't be as happy watching it knowing it could have been something more useful.

So, I think that my half birthday will be December 7th, but I might cheat and put it at a different date so as to not be so close to that evil tree holiday. Because I'm eris and I can do that. Assuming I've got my shit back together, then I'll do all the annoying pimpage at that point, and maybe bake a cake.

We shall see.
We shall see INDEED!

BABE-O-RAMA

One more post and then I'm going away from this for a while.

As you may or may not have noticed my "i" decided to grow up. However, just because I'm currently posting like I write emails, this does not mean that I've abandoned my disjointed column posts.

That's still
how I think.

But it's not how I'm currently thinking. This may be due to the fact that I've written TOO DAMN MANY serious emails lately, and I don't feel it's proper to type like I think to a boss person.

I WILL STILL ABUSE RUN-ON SENTENCES, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!