just pull it out, wipe it off, stick it back in.

haHA ... loins

extra-retard

"Dude! If we stay here that means we'll be Dr. Orpheus' kids.
And that means Triana will be your sister.
And that means you two will have extra-retard babies."

The Monarch owns you

"Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!"

"Here I am in the belly of the beast, and I don't even care.
I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this.
I used to DREAM of taking a whiz on this."

"How does it feel to be a liar with pants constantly on fire?"

Go Team Venture!

Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys..

they tied the room together

i was actually looking for Phil Ken Sebben quotes
cause i saw a harvey birdman episode tonight
that had me laughing the entire episode

haHA! dangly bits

bbwdatefinder.com

eris: oh geeze
eris: "Due to overwhelming complaints from our members,
we no longer accept registrations from those who are couples, married,
or in a relationship and looking for something other than pen-pals."
eris: not poly friendly
eris: fuckers
Whompingkitty: haha
eris: so i won't be returning to that site
Whompingkitty: Aww poor straight, monogamous people.
eris: no eris for them