hi

i'm home
didja miss me?

conversations with mother

eris: you know, i got a postcard the other day
eris: from my mother who is apparently still on vacation
erisMom: You actually got it, I had given up on anybody every getting one. I'll have to see if anyone else has gotten one.
eris: i dunno how long it was sitting on the po box
erisMom: what kind of shape was it in?
eris: umm rectangle?
erisMom: I had decided that the people in the postoffice had taken off my stamps to resell and had thrown away the postcards.
eris: kindof rather postcard shaped
erisMom: Yes, it was rectangle, postcard shaped when I sent it. I mean was it wrinkled or damaged, was it readable?
eris: hehe
eris: yes it looked like it had been sent yesterday, perfect condition
erisMom: they must have sent it by burro
eris: can burros swim?
erisMom: probably, if you have them behind a boat with a carrott dangling
eris: heh

eris for sale

somebody send for me
let me not work and just go to school
give me spending money for toys and hairstuff

i'm housetrained

i'm tired of this life.

She only drinks coffee at Midnight, when the moment is not right, her timing is quite unusual

Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna live this life