heh heh heh

just in case you had any delusions that i come from normal people:

erisMom:You left the grape juice here, bad
eris: i left my hair there too,
erisMom: I didn't notice your hair, I thought that you had hair on your head when you left =-O
eris: yeah i'm all bald now
eris: froze to death on the way home nearly
eris: *shiver*
erisMom: I'm sure that you weren't bald when I hugged you goodbye.
erisMom: yeh it is really cold.
eris: yeah it fell out in shock at the cold, probably in a pile on your porch
erisMom: I'll check in the MORNING!
eris: i have to go to work bald!!???
eris: if you really cared you'd go gather it and bring it to me ..... and some glue
( oh god there's more? )