oh joy

somehow
somewhere
i became a husband

there is a pregnant female that lives with me
a fat, pregnant, bitchy, demanding, moody, female that lives with me
whom i wait on hand and paw foot

one minute she wants to be snuggled and told how pretty she is
the next minute she's whining about how fat and uncomfortable she is and doesn't want to be touched

whines
eats
waddles
bitches

at least i don't have to put her kids through college
eris=deadbeat dad