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why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

cause he figured if he was going to be im po' tent he betta look im po' tent

i am pleasantly tired and i shall sleep now
here are some pictures for you
ooh something new, just linkys instead of thumbnails or behind cut =o

cthulhu sits in the bathroom stall with me
and then he has some salsa!
and then cthulhu attacks the fagman!
boofag attempts to eat the face of the domfag!

hellomoto

arg
i feel like ass

the past few days absolutely nothing i've eaten has agreed with me
i had sooop and bread this morning, and i'm all woozy and stomach crampy again

i have juice, lots of juice
maybe i'll just have that for a few days
and water

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if i stay awake long enough than i can go to sleep without messing up my being awake in day thing

i just feel overly crappy. blah
but i don't wanna screw over my whole week because of a few days of crappy

must.stay.awake.

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the insane catbeast decided she must lay on my as i lay on my back
she decided the best area would be to pretend to be a scarf
so there is cat laying from left to right and covering part of my chest, my neck, and my chin and mouth

lucky for me she's soft, flea-free, and full of purring

my purpose in life is to be a comfortable catbed

narration of my life as anny's bed

there was noises outside so my catscarf left me
but now she has returned to lay upon me lengthwise
my face is not so laid upon this time
except now my cheek is her pillow

i live to serve the insane catbeast

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there is a smell of sage inside my brain
and the feeling that i'm suppose to remember something

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i would like to eat sour kraut, bbq sauce, and mustard on a sourdough roll

i have none of the above and kal cannot open my juice

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this is a chemical burn