hmm

does this make me not a good woman?

the vagina monologues - what i've seen so far- seems pretty stupid

the interviews and stuff are interesting, the monologues themselves seem pretty dumb

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lol, ok here's one monologue i like
it's making me laugh
but mostly it's pretty dumb

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going to install the quickcam express and the dexxa
make sure they work
compare the quality


then put googly eyes on them

peektures

as was pointed out to me before, dexxa is owned by logitech so - as expected - the dexxa had identical drivers to the quickcam and hence will not both run at the same time, which is quite allright, that just solves the question of which cam will go on kal's computer for living room cam, and it appears that the quickcam is *slightly* better quality than the dexxa, but both are defiantly worth $20something

i'm always amused at how quickcam (and now it's clone) interprets my hair colour, and the 3com is the first and only webcam (this is not counting video cameras) which accurately portrays my hair



( clicky to see the above pictures bigsize )

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that bitch charlie was totally hitting on him :p haha i wish i got an anti-bloggie. haha ;) this lipgloss is rad. i could design a better site but i'm still young. so tight but i am so not a slut. we totally did it in my car and like wheeeee.

i woke up with bigger titties :/ she's such a stupid bitch. i don't wanna do my homework! we went for coffee. no way jose and like i'm annoyed. i broke a nail! i totally hate life. i was crying for hours, and blogger is down

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that was like, the worst thing i ever saw :) i need a better job. that totally turned me off having babies, and that chick is such a slut. it was so so cool :) well then. i hate the kids at school but so great.

it was so so cool :/ it totally is love. i totally love mister rogers :p it hurt like hell. we love you evhead :p i'd rather blog instead.

ehehe and i have no life. we love you evhead. i totally want to sleep with my neighbour. i want to be like meghead :) get me out of here. i am so depressed and some woman totally harassed me. i hate these shoes, and i'm bitter.

that bitch was here just before, and i wish i could go to sxsw. i love my mum today :) like. that bitch is so flat chested but i'd rather blog instead. i am so not a slut! you all hate me. i hate school and like that chick is such a slut.

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i wish i was britney :) i got my nose pierced. i totally walked in on my parents ;) so so so gross. so rocking :p so tight.

life is so unfair :p fuck yeah. i feel fat and like i don't wanna do my homework. i could design a better site. i feel lost. i want to have jason's babies :) so great.

if you love me you'll comment, and that bitch was here just before. well then :/ i want to be like meghead. so gross, and ehehe.

scene from wal-mart

* eris comes back from the restroom and walks off into the depths of wal-mart beside kal

eris: you know one advantage of men's restrooms is that you don't often see a toilet full of blood
* kal snickers
eris: unless there's some cross-bathroom pollination, or some dude's got serious problems
kal: *laughs* ya, serious problems

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got a couple frames while at wal-mart
now finally my late bestest boy cat isis picture has a frame, and my nephew bobcat picture is out of my wallet and into his own frame
=D

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Payneslayve for is sleeping tidy time dreamland now. I watch and am make finger shadow play on him's body with my finger digits. Using finger digits for love art also imperative maneuver, but lovely Payne has broken puncture penis holes for healing to wait. Many aching times passed nights but for tongue keep my sane head not exploding.

Many months making some years gone now and I'm feel itchy on leg bending meeting place of pleasure. Payneslayve making always pierce pierce pierce the kock or other hang skin available. So metal is his kock that weights much, such as elephant.

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I have the bottle of absinthe into my bed possibly or possibly and in the morning which he soon to form Extension in this remainder of my hair that I become to form this dream, not therefore soon, I remain for mentioned to the hair terminating above, me I being do not go to form me this forwards however not it then, me I received tired.

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Chris: who was your first?
Meg: an older man religious like you, he'd be in confessions after every time we did it.
Chris: heh
Meg: yeah he called me his little princess ...... i called him dad
Chris: oh. ....... sorry
Meg: don't be he's in hell and i'm here with you, guess it all works out somehow

haha

we awoke to some real life drama

in the midst of moving kal got into a .01mph accident, in which the chick at fault flipped out and called the police, police report listed her at fault.

fast forward to now, turns out the car belongs to her bf and HE called DAVE's house pretending to be a cop and threatening to revoke dave and kal's licenses and send them to jail, unless dave calls dude's insurance and insists that kal WAS at fault
hah!

heh, kal is filing a report in the morning.

dumbasses.

annycat

her new favorite toy is the blue stuffed seal



and now a lj-cut for the more timid

( click for spread pussy )

=D

sometimes fake jobs have the best benefits
i was just told that if i do a lot of work tonight that kal will do all the dishes =D

apparently friend of kal and a bunch of other people were shown the example and are all excited
heh

lol

funny ass quiz made by punquin
i couldn't resist

but it still stays behind a cut

( i am a jar of pickles )