ok then

i said i was going to try to make this a short day.
so i'm going to bed now
going to read a bit before i sleep

my brain has been going crazy with only tv and computer as stimulation
i began reading boxes and soda bottles and various product manuals

but the great and wonderful mexican showed me where one of the boxes of books was

mmmmmboox

nini

grr

having trouble sleeping
as i was nearly drifting off to sleep the first time something popped into my head that i'd realized i'd only told kal

i was on the phone with my father and told him about hearing the people upstairs having sex, he thought this was much funny and decided to tell me a (bad) joke

one day in Sunday school the teacher asks the children "how do you get to heaven" and a little boy quickly replies "feet first!"
the teacher is somewhat confused so asks the little boy to explain.
the little boy says, "one day i heard strange noises from my mommy and daddy's bedroom so i went to see what was going on, my mother was on the bed, feet pointed up to heaven, screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING I'M COMING!' and my daddy was trying to hold her down."

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A kindergarten teacher decides she’s going to teach her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no problem identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but when it comes to the honey sucker, they're stumped.

I'll give you a hint, the teacher says. You may hear your mommies and daddies call each other this flavor at home.

Spit ’em out! Spit ’em out! cries one child. They're assholes!

" WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" JOKES
AS TOLD BY FAMOUS PEOPLE...

LOUIS FARRAKHAN - The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down and therefore must be made to see the error of his way.


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FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


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BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

haiku for n00dleboy

dom is for breakfast
he does stay crunchy in milk
dom dom crunchy dom

why aren't i asleep?

cause i'm a stupid
bleh


haiku for me

eris eris me
me eris eris eris
that's right, eris me

ugh

must sleep or die

ack

my long distance is suddenly off >:|

when we were moving i found an unused 60 min walmart card in my stuff so i stuck it in my wallet
i've called my father's work (he was not working today) both father's home numbers, his cell, my brother, and my mother

my mother was the only one who answered and she thinks biff is still in class
i have no idea where mah father is.

gotta be some sort of mistake, he wouldn't have turned off my long distance, that's the reason it's in his name, to get a certain sort of long distance.

grrr

:/

my tummy feels very odd,, badodd
this prevented me from sleeping well

is hot chocolate good for upset stomach?
i dun care, it sounds good

(found mah teapot)

oh yeah

too balance out all the bad mother stories here's a bad eris story

while on the phone with her a bit ago i took something she said wrong and snapped at her for no reason.
she got confused, i was startled at myself and instantly apologized.

sheesh eris, the woman says enough things to be offended at, no need for me to go imagining any!

i'm going to take a shower now, la la la

my song today

hooooot cocomalate
inthegiganticmugofDOOM!

thisismy
hooooot cocomalate
itisnot YOOOOOOURS!

peekture

i recently got in contact with mah friend grg again
YAY grg
while i was sitting here talking to him on ICQ i found an old picture of me in a box which has him in the corner
there are better pictures of him i have but i know not where

the scan is not bad, the picture is just old

heh

once upon a time when kal and i first started dating we went to dinner at applebee's
we got drinks (i got a long island iced tea and he got a jack and coke) and were waiting for our food when we saw a guy walking around making balloon animals.
i made some comment that i'd never gotten a balloon animal (excepting a party when i was very small).
so kal called him over and guy asked me what i wanted
i said "can you make a black bunny?"
he said "black bunny? hmm, never got a request for that"

so he made his normal bunny balloon animal but with black and white balloons, when he was finished it looked more like an animaniac than a bunny, it was the coolest balloon animal i'd ever seen
kal gave him a very large tip.

when i got home i took a picture of him with my Polaroid, only his face really shows in the picture, but i knew i'd be very sad when he popped or deflated.

sometime later i cut the picture smaller to put into this cute little frame i kept on my desk (i was on an empty frame kick for a while), and now it sits atop my monitor

i still have his deflated body in a box somewhere.



(this story brought to you by charitycam insisting that people tell her useless facts about themselves)

bleh

feeling crappy
didn't get enough sleep
etc.etc.etc.

kal is attempting to get those money orders he lost cancelled and get the money back, as we still can't find them

but they want him to come fill out a form in person (he got them in stucktown) and then it's this huge amount of time from date of filing until they actually put a stop on the money orders

bleh

i'm going to lay down now