amusing

a long long time ago (in a galaxy far away) i made a vain little poll at freevote.com about hair/tats/piercings because i was bored
i set it so that people could suggest other options to put on the survey pending my approval.
several people said that they had, i received no notification and forgot about it.

well i JUST NOW got an email about it and here are the suggestions:

Call your brother a FAG
i'm willing to bet this was my brother

shave pubes
someone is wrongly assuming i'm too hairy, i hate the word pubes

bathe in cheez whiz
lol, i have no idea

new 27" vibrator to join the rubber virgina
what's a rubber virgina? and is this assuming i have an old 27" vibrator?

keep hair and not sure about the tattoo
ooh a serious submission

have a detachable penis surgically installed
detachable, surgically ... wouldn't a strap on be cheaper and easier?

fluffy kittycow
hi dankitti

mrowr tattoo of kitty mrowr
hi cleopatra

pierce your buttox
my brother again? or just some random silly?

Grow up, get over your pathetic, narcissistic self and find a job!
oooh look! it's the same person that posts similar things to me anonymous and thinks i don't know who they are, hehe, silly mortals.

Cut hair really short
another serious submission, or a silly one after i'd cut my hair

Cut your hair really short
does this mean the last one was a typo?

ugh fuck

so kal had some mcdonalds gift certs left and asked that i go get us mcdonalds
lost
nearly hit
lost
lost
finally found it
pissed

hi lets just everything fuck up at once
i'm never leaving the house again
getityourdamnself

at least i am in possesion of caesar salad shaker

heh

i hate that being pissed off exhausts me so much
at one point during my lost while trying to get back on the freeway 2 cars ran me off onto the shoulder

it was a long on ramp, i had my blinker on, there were 3 other lanes to the left that were empty, a truck and a car were coming up very fast in the right hand lane, i sped up to 75 hoping to get in ahead of them, they both sped up, so i slowed way down to try to get behind or between them, they slowed down and scrunched together.
this continued until there was no onramp left and they slowed down a bit and i hit the gas because it looked like i could get past them
the truck also hit his gas and forced me off onto the shoulder
i pulled the rest of the way onto the shoulder and slammed on my brakes
truck and car zoomed off
i screamed obscenities and pounded on the steering wheel for a while

then continued on, which was easy because there were hardly any other cars

sheesh

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Ridiculous Lucky Caption Rabbit King!
Lucky Captain Rabbit King nuggets are for the youth!

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gah
i can't find a working crack for that active webcam thing
anyway i turned it back on right now
http://erisporn.ass-puppet.com

my head is still 'unregistered'

ok ok

enough of that already
action cam and ANYTHING ELSE just isn't working
pleh
it might not be just the program it might be the fact that the unregistered version runs horrid ads
AND puts that annoying unregistered above my head

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ugh

i'm downstairs now
i have a horridhorridhorrid headache
i'm going to watch some tv and stuff

sleep

goodnight

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one one : one one
(shhh, back to bed with me)