heh

i took a stupid test
( but i'll cut the result )

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heehee

this made me laugh mah ass off

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!
(Read them out loud.)

-That's not right= Sum Ting Wong
-Are you harboring a fugitive?= Hu Yu Hai Ding?
-See me ASAP= Kum Hia Nao
-Stupid Man= Dum Gai
-Small Horse= Tai Ni Po Ni
-Did you go to the beach?= Wai Yu tan?
-I bumped into a coffee table= Ai Bang Mai Ni
-I think you need a face lift= Chin Tu Fat
-It's very dark in here= Wai So Dim?
-I thought you were on a diet= Wai Yu Mun Ching?
-This is a tow away zone= No Pah King
-Our meeting is scheduled for next week= Wai Yu Kum Nao?
-Staying out of sight=- Lei Ying Lo
-He's cleaning his automobile= Wa Shing Ka
-Your body odor is offensive= Yu Stin Ki Pu
-Great= Fu Kin Su Pah

(from a blog that turned up in an entirely different search)

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"I don't exaggerate when I say it made me dizzy with paroxysms of ass-eating joy!"

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"Ask Me About My Huge Cock."

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