Ima Cam Whore

hiya bored insomniacs with extra money
you should paypal me those few extra bucks for fun
there's wig stuff i ebay i want
WANT=DO NOT REALLY NEED

me getting fun/useful wig stuff isn't life or death, or even NEED, just WANT.

so if you've got 4 or 5 bucks burning a hole in your paypal account then email me and i'll tell you my paypal email so you can unload that unnecessary money

;)

or poke me in the forehead, call me a camwhore and run off cackling
that will entertain me as well

=O

it's n00dleboy's birthday!!
as of 55 mins ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOODLEGUY!

stupid November snucked up on me

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FEAR THE GIANT AFRO!!

hey now

what? i'm not camwhore enough for you? do i have to post boobies?

Novena to St. Jude

i'm going to annoy you all with this, as soon as i figure out what i'm going to wish i mean pray for
do i need a rosary? i expect it would have said, publication must be promised means that if it works i must put an ad in the pennysaver which says "THANK YOU ST. JUDE for prayers answered, E.C."

May the sacred heart of Jesus be loved, adored, cherished and preserved throughout the world now and forever. Sacred heart of Jesus have mercy on us. St. Jude, worker of miracles pray for us. St. Jude helper of the helpless pray for us. Amen.
Say this prayer nine times a day for eight days, and on the eighth day your prayer will be answered. It has never been known to fail. Publication must be promised.

st. jude

ooh fade gave me more info about the novena
nine times for nine days, not nine times for eight days
niftay
so hail marys and stuff too

if anything this is just a good experiment to stick to something that has no risk
yeahbob

i'm still not sure if i can say them all in a row or if there has to be some time passed between

day 1, #1

( Novena to St. Jude )

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ok, i see nine times a day is going to be annoying
so i'll only post about it once a day now
;)

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penis handbook

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stupid penis tricks

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penis

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hehe elephant

yup

the beastie that is either a small cat or a large kitten is nuzzlehug attacking me now
there can be no more affectionate beastie than miss anny
i hug her and kiss her head and i think she's going to purr herself into pieces

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hmm

what i want to know is why there aren't any pages about helping 'different' looking people get jobs and such
or if there are why i can't find them
why aren't there stories about the doctors and lawyers with tons of tats and piercings? because they hide them so it won't hurt their jobs? that doesn't help one bit

>:|
i'd write the church of body modification about it but i still haven't joined, keep forgetting :/
also i wanted to be able to send in a donation when i joined

impotent bitching

!!!

i was just about to post an entry bitching about nobody answering the phone at my father's work
when someone finally picked up
he is not working today
which means he's either still asleep or NOT HOME hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my house

upon becoming ...

sleep, i am.

(i still hate the gardners, make them die)

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powered by yahoo

yeah?

how come you people respond the most to the stupidest posts?
this needs a poll, yeah

[Poll #9151]

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do you remember #lesbianfun?

oh my god!

the news is telling me the TRUTH ABOUT RAVES!

did you know that there are DRUGS at raves?
=O

'your kids will be encouraged to get high in ways you've never heard of'

there is extacsy at raves 'apparently it's quite common and it's accessible to our teens!'

*gasp* oh my god!
i'm so shocked!

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too weird
too weird

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fag haiku fight

Cryo> it's like Celebrity Deathmatch, with better outfits.


Artyste> N00dleBoy phones me.
Artyste> Long distance gay loving words
Artyste> I masturbate now.

N00dleBoy> Procrastinating
N00dleBoy> My hand rests upon my groin
N00dleBoy> I can't find the phone

Artyste> Frantically searching
Artyste> My penis is flaccid.
Artyste> Gay porn for 2.99!

N00dleBoy> Hump my homobutt
N00dleBoy> Please leather-clad policeman
N00dleBoy> Cum! Officer Down!

Artyste> Look at the monkey.
Artyste> So Peacefully sleeping.
Artyste> He saw not the Truck.

N00dleBoy> Woke up this morning
N00dleBoy> Found a penis in my butt
N00dleBoy> I enjoy Christmas!

Artyste> I stroke her silk thigh
Artyste> she tells me she loves me.
Artyste> I love you too Mom!

N00dleBoy> Vibrating Monkey
N00dleBoy> Watch him wiggle, see him dance.
N00dleBoy> Turn off the taser.

Artyste> N00dleboy Cheating
Artyste> How dare he decieve us!
Artyste> Now for the spankings