amusing.

Bobbitt - From Chopping Block To Auction Block
John Wayne Bobbitt wants to sell the kitchen knife that his enraged then-wife Lorena used to slice off his manhood. Bobbitt's agent, Jack Gordon, says that the surgically reconstructed porn actor has gone to court in Manassas, Virginia, to reclaim the knife. "He's going to sell it on Ebay and start taking bids at $3 million," says Gordon. "It's a piece of American history. He's going to donate half the money to the Children of the Night charity." Meanwhile, Bobbitt's latest wife, Dorothy Brower, has filed for divorce and hopes to write a tell-all about her life with him.

(source: NetBroadcaster.com)

i'm pretty sure i'm dying

i'm probably having a heart attack or something
chest pains, dizzy
yup i'm going to die

in reality i'm sure i pulled something or a nerve is pinched, but it's uncomfortable and i'm paranoid
annoyed

it's time to play everybody's favorite game

NO NO NO, not hide the sausage damnit! it's STILL not that game! would you quit guessing that, it's never right

NAME THAT SONG!

i think the first one is pretty hard i will be horribly impressed if you get it
(1.)
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
offer me alternatives and I decline.


i'd get this on one line, you should too:
(2.)
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"


this one is either very easy or very hard, depending on who you are >:)
(3.)
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
the weak ones are there to justify the strong


seems easy to me, Fade should get this one if she reads this:
(4.)
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?

that's all you get, guess now

damn!

you people are too smart for me! i didn't make it hard enough
would you like to have another go?
or shall i think up a new game (STILL NOT HIDE THE SAUSAGE!)?

dankitti was the first to get all four, if he didn't peek first :P

new but similar game

finish that song!!!

the coolest person will be the person that can recite the most of the song, but you get it right if you just finish the line or say the next line:

(1.) Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?

(2.) (for dankitti) gunshot, shotgun, gunfire, firefly....

(3.) I see a red door and I ..

(4.) Sometimes I feel I've got to ...

(5.) Breathe it in and breathe it out and pass it on, it's almost out ..


five this time, guess now!

ugh

i feel like we're being taken advantage of
it seems like that because we behave and not trash the house and run up bills like the last roommate that we're being taken advantage of

it's like the more we do dishes and whatever nick orders us to do, the more he orders us to do, i really would like to just clean my own messes and be left alone.

anyhow i was just told by dom that nick says that spanky and i are supposed to clean the bathroom floor, i'm tired as shit and going to sleep now, i'm not going to rush to do something i just found out i had to do while half awake again right now

i emailed spanky asking if he'll do it, dunno if he will even know how, but it's worth a try, if not i'll have to brave the bitching of nick when i get up

joy

oi

i just posted a friend's only entry before this, not sure why, just feeling paranoid i guess

yay spanky cleaned the floor! i'm not quite awake, i think it's warmer than it was yesterday

the games!!
you know one of these days i'm going to have to start handing out prizes and do this more officially

in the first game name that song, dankitti was the winner with all four, and he wins more promises to send him stuff i already promised to send him that's probably in storage, (i've got to work on the prize part i think)


in the second game finish that song, was won by a huge margin by anandia, with dankitti only coming second because he won already and even tho anandia only got two songs, she got a whole lot of the two songs, and anybody with a bill the cat user picture is damn spiffy.
and she wins a week of housework done by that magical cleaning elf that i will send to her as soon as i find him, i seem to have misplaced him (told you i've got to work on the prizes), but as soon as i find him i'll send him!

and the winner in the random bonus category goes to btripp for attempting to start his own game, i have no clue, it sounds really familiar tho, so you should click on that and go guess.
and he wins BELLY POKING! oh wait, he already gets that ... um ... a hug? oh i dunno i've run out of ideas

anyway look at that friends only entry and tell me if you think it's creepy
end of post

ooo father came over

taking spanks and i out to eat
i keep sleeping through kal being online and he hasn't called when i'm awake :(
maybe i'll page him later

for Bobbi

this is how i keep the laptop pretty cool, i didn't think of it, i saw cryo and orien (fade) and lilliane doing it when i visited them

it's a normal laptop pad, but you set the laptop on it backwards so air circulates underneath the laptop so it stays cooler, and i like the typing angle better