You hear that, kids?

Marilyn Manson says you should shoot your friends in the head with a gun! And everyone should eat babies! And rape their dead grandparents! And poop on a church! There, now will someone please be offended?"

my god

i have no idea what i'm watching, but it's in german, subtitled, and it has a "killer condom" which apparently is a genetically engineered animal of some sort

funny shit batman

my god again!

i looked on tvguide, it's a troma film, called *gasp*

The Killer Condom
107 min.
A cop makes a frantic effort to stop a deadly rampage by razor-toothed prophylactics in this Troma Team release. Luigi: Udo Samel. Sam Hanks: Peter Lohmeyer. Billy: Marc Richter. Babette: Leonard Lansink. Martin Walz directed.


Cast: Ron Williams, Ralf Wolter, Georg-Martin Bode, Leonard Lansink, Iris Berben, Henning Schlueter, Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Marc Richter
Content: Strong Language, Violence, Sexual Situations
Category: Movie, Comedy
Director: Martin Walz
Release Year: 1997

wooo!

well here's the much more interesting information from the troma site itself

troma rules

worship the killer condom
the killer condom is available on dvd
i must have it!
why is it in german?

and now for something completely different

NERDS Rope!

it's a gummy worm covered with nerds!

annoyed

you know, more and more i realize that he bitches at me for stuff so i don't notice he does the same things,

like mis-placeing the house/car keys for instance, he had them last, i can't find them anywhere, he's asleep, i tried to ask him and he muttered sleep talk at me and glared, heh

so i'm not waking him up again, but i'm still annoyed, things i want out of the car

*sigh*

/bitching

(no subject)

Jesus Christ!

ha!

well fuck, i just got back from flea market and stuff with spanky (the keys were on the floor by where they were supposed to be) and i looked at my livejournal and realized i still left the thing in the car i wanted

*sigh*