Aug. 2nd, 2000
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Aug. 2nd, 2000 02:35 ama silly conversation i'm having with my friend N00dleBoy (i'm the bat)
(N00dleBoy> Too bad you have a slow connection, else I'd send you some anal fisting vids
(N00dleBat> lol
(N00dleBat> i think i can do without anal fisting vids
(N00dleBoy> No you can't
(N00dleBoy> It is like air
(N00dleBoy> You need air
(N00dleBoy> You need Anal Fisting Vids
(N00dleBat> i've lived thislong just fine
(N00dleBoy> Uh huh
(N00dleBoy> You're living a lie
(N00dleBat> you're living with thighs
(N00dleBoy> You're giving ape ties
(N00dleBat> you're eating nine lives
(N00dleBoy> You're fleeing Saint Ives
(N00dleBat> you're meeting my pies
(N00dleBoy> Too bad you have a slow connection, else I'd send you some anal fisting vids
(N00dleBat> lol
(N00dleBat> i think i can do without anal fisting vids
(N00dleBoy> No you can't
(N00dleBoy> It is like air
(N00dleBoy> You need air
(N00dleBoy> You need Anal Fisting Vids
(N00dleBat> i've lived thislong just fine
(N00dleBoy> Uh huh
(N00dleBoy> You're living a lie
(N00dleBat> you're living with thighs
(N00dleBoy> You're giving ape ties
(N00dleBat> you're eating nine lives
(N00dleBoy> You're fleeing Saint Ives
(N00dleBat> you're meeting my pies
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Aug. 2nd, 2000 02:40 amand N00dleboy harrasing #keepquiet
(N00dleBoy> Smegma... the other white cheese
(Sasami> ICK!
(N00dleBoy> No! NOT ICK! Smegma is the pavement on the road to enlightenment concerning the subject of foreskin care!
(N00dleBoy> $define bugger
-quiet-bot- bugger - Bug"ger - 1. One guilty of buggery or unnatural vice; a sodomite. 2. A wretch; -- sometimes used humorously or in playful disparagement.
(Delirious> ugh
(N00dleBoy> WOOT!
(Delirious> bot define a sodomite
-quiet-bot- Sorry, no definition found for 'a sodomite'.
(Delirious> bot define sodomite
(Sasami> $define sodomite
-quiet-bot- sodomite - Sod"om*ite - 1. An inhabitant of Sodom. 2. One guilty of sodomy.
(N00dleBoy> Are all Sodomites sodomites?
(Sasami> Well, I thought Sodom was no more...
(Delirious> bot define sodomy
-quiet-bot- sodomy - Sod"om*y - Carnal copulation in a manner against nature; buggery.
(Delirious> lol looping definitions
(N00dleBoy> According to that... Anything aside from vaginal sex is sodomy...
(N00dleBoy> So... hand jobs, your dog humping your leg, masturbation... ALL SODOMY!
(N00dleBoy> I am the SodoMaster!
(N00dleBoy> Oops.
( N00dleBoy slaps a piece of masking tape over that last comment
(N00dleBoy> There, no one can see it
(N00dleBoy> Smegma... the other white cheese
(Sasami> ICK!
(N00dleBoy> No! NOT ICK! Smegma is the pavement on the road to enlightenment concerning the subject of foreskin care!
(N00dleBoy> $define bugger
-quiet-bot- bugger - Bug"ger - 1. One guilty of buggery or unnatural vice; a sodomite. 2. A wretch; -- sometimes used humorously or in playful disparagement.
(Delirious> ugh
(N00dleBoy> WOOT!
(Delirious> bot define a sodomite
-quiet-bot- Sorry, no definition found for 'a sodomite'.
(Delirious> bot define sodomite
(Sasami> $define sodomite
-quiet-bot- sodomite - Sod"om*ite - 1. An inhabitant of Sodom. 2. One guilty of sodomy.
(N00dleBoy> Are all Sodomites sodomites?
(Sasami> Well, I thought Sodom was no more...
(Delirious> bot define sodomy
-quiet-bot- sodomy - Sod"om*y - Carnal copulation in a manner against nature; buggery.
(Delirious> lol looping definitions
(N00dleBoy> According to that... Anything aside from vaginal sex is sodomy...
(N00dleBoy> So... hand jobs, your dog humping your leg, masturbation... ALL SODOMY!
(N00dleBoy> I am the SodoMaster!
(N00dleBoy> Oops.
( N00dleBoy slaps a piece of masking tape over that last comment
(N00dleBoy> There, no one can see it
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Aug. 2nd, 2000 03:58 amroseanne scares me
if they cancelled her show why do they continue to torment us with it
and why do i keep watching
nothing else on?
cablesoonyes
we'll have to get more than one box and maybe another tv
too many differeing tastes in this house
spanky is in texas :( i hope he got there ok
oo i need to check my phone for message
good excuse to get upstairs and feign sleep
if they cancelled her show why do they continue to torment us with it
and why do i keep watching
nothing else on?
cablesoonyes
we'll have to get more than one box and maybe another tv
too many differeing tastes in this house
spanky is in texas :( i hope he got there ok
oo i need to check my phone for message
good excuse to get upstairs and feign sleep