I'm not sexy enough to be a macbook.

[hoveringsombrero]

I'm UnAmerican
Near as I could figure the feetballs involved bears and horses and drinking.
Perhaps it was a beastia ... animal lovers conference?

I was just drooling at the macbook pro,
I would have licked the screen but poor little lappy might have felt bad.
Macbooks ... so shiny.

I decided that laptops are prostitutes.
Some are high class brothel working girls,
some are alley whores in pretty clothes.

Desktop computers are girlfriends and wives,
also in varying stages of loyalty, shiny-ness or skanktasticness.

I decided that I'm MY laptop, after it's linux'd.
Fulfills most desktop functions, smart, somewhat portable,
but not terribly fast or shiny.