eris writes a meme or "the eris purity test"

[hoveringsombrero]

ERIS THINGS
Re-post with "I've done __ out of 28 eris things."

Level; sports?
(x) Played tackle living room football with sibling.
(x) Played full contact roller skate basketball with sibling.
(x) Has played "table chess" or some other derivative of "Calvin ball" for hours on end.
(x) Does not watch organised sports or keep up with any teams, but turns into a crazy screaming/cheering person at live events.

SO FAR: 4/4


Level; the name game/family ties.
(x) Regularly calls sibling by a nickname.
(x) Regularly calls a parent by first name.
(x) Gives or calls 85% of friends nicknames.
(x) Has legally changed entire name.

SO FAR: 4/8


Level; What's your poison?
(x) Confused hair spray with breath freshener.
(in a hurried attempt to not get caught smoking something)
(x) Accidentally drank from a can or a bottle that had been used as an ashtray.
(x) Will pretty much drink anything alcoholic that is put in front of me.
(x) Have woken up drunk more than once

SO FAR: 4/12


Level; Questionable Activities.
(x) Been caught by a family member during sex.
(x) Been handcuffed in the fun way.
(x) Have slept with someone that I refer to as family.
(x) Have slept with someone I met on the Internet.

SO FAR: 4/16


Level; Nefarious Conduct.
(x) Been arrested.
(x) Been handcuffed in the not fun way.
(x) Spent the night with multiple hookers, in the not fun way.
(x) Attempted to climb up on to a billboard and been chased away by cops.

SO FAR: 4/20

Level: FNORD (if you don't catch the reference, un-x it).
(x) Start wearing purple.
(x) IM IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR D00DZ
(x) It's a trap!
(x) Bitches.
(x) It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
(x) Don't panic!
(x) What the fuck is the Internet!?
(x) What, what?

SO FAR: 8/28

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