I wonder if my condoms have expired.

[hoveringsombrero]

My otherbrother is visiting tomorrow,
and staying for a while.
I have to be entertaining.

It's amazing how little I do being that I live in fabulous Las Vegas.

I dig the hell out of it when he calls me "sis" I'm not sure exactly why.
My youngest brother Biff only calls me SISTER! Yes, often yelling, not the same.
Actually to think of it Biff calls me a lot of things, bitch, commie pinko bastard,
but I digress.

What if I'm not entertaining,
what if I bore the shit out of him?
Haven't seen him in ... oh no, we can't count.

Maybe I'm sleeping badly cause I'm just consuming far too much caffeine?

I wonder if there are any actual little cawfee shops here,
that aren't starfucks?

I won an accidental "whose proverbial dick is bigger" contest with J earlier.
Though I'm not sure it's something to brag about it,
I'm just a bigger jerk than he is.
It's really not funny without the details,
but fuck it.