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Sometimes I feel like people only hear/read about every 5 words I say/write.

On okcupid:

==User who is only a 30% match and has no pictures in his profile writes to me:
I see that on your profile, that you are interested in meeting sex partners. I'm coming to Las vegas in May for a few days and was wondering if you might be interested in hooking up?

If you do have interest, let me know and I can send you a picture of myself. See you later.


==And my response:
But somehow didn't notice that I checked EVERY CHOICE after "looking for".

Did you think this would actually work?
Do you go up to chicks in bars and say "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

There's always plenty of tourist girls around looking to party, I'm sure you'll have better luck there.
Bye now.

Date: 2006-04-13 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-leprae.livejournal.com
"nice chucks, wanna shoe?"

Date: 2006-04-13 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocard.livejournal.com
He probably didn't even finish reading your mail and went on e-mailing every other girl in the area... after all he has to carpet bomb hundreds of girls to find the one that says yes for the weekend.

It's the one that says yes that you women need to find, and kill.

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