Personal ad replies so far.

[hoveringsombrero]

Eewww, no. And it's blue hair, no reply.

From: rdf
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


I think I can help you out. What you need is to have me bend you over and stick my cock in your hot wet arrogant, sarcastic pussy while I am pulling the shit out of your purple hair.

The following guy attached a picture, and actually appears rather good looking,
so spelling and excessive dotting might be forgiven. May reply.

From: johnny moore
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:07 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


    u r the hottest and coolest motherfuckin fat chic ever!.......i like ur style....im mean sometime......johnnymoorern.........

Replied to this one saying I might take the sushi offer but don't promise sex,
and asked for pictures.

From: Marcus Ross
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


want to get together today and eat sushi and have great sex?

Does he mean he wears a white suit and tie,
or he's white and wears a suit and tie?
I'm so confused, no reply.
Also; ew.

From: Victor M
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: uh huh


Hey there...

Let me know if you just need a good old fashion tongue fucking.  LOVE to
flick my tongue all over the clit of a hot BBW.

40 white  suit and tie guy.

:)

Comments

[cris-nicewelts.livejournal.com]

ahahaha this reads like going through a greeting card section and not finding what you want.

and the white suit is edactly that a white guy who is about his job - the suit and tie. Take him... and whoop his ass for not knowing punctuation placement and being in a suit and tie.

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

You need Victor's tongue (and wallet), Marcus's sushi, and Johnny's body.

Fortunately for you I have all none of these!