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hoveringsombreroI've decided the next time I have a new job,
I'm going to make up kids,
and I'll have THE UGLIEST kid pictures ever to put in my cube.
I'll miss work to take them to the doctor,
have to change my schedule cause little eris mcugly jr,
got accepted into a yet more advanced school.
Because they'll not only be ugly as sin,
but insanely intelligent.
So I'll annoy everyone with what what my smart kids are doing.
I'll have certificates and tropies.
Insist on bragging constantly about their achievments.
Co-workers will feel bad that their kids aren't as smart,
or as successfull as mine.
But they will talk behind my back to each other,
that at least their kids aren't THAT ugly.
It'll be awesome.
I'm going to make up kids,
and I'll have THE UGLIEST kid pictures ever to put in my cube.
I'll miss work to take them to the doctor,
have to change my schedule cause little eris mcugly jr,
got accepted into a yet more advanced school.
Because they'll not only be ugly as sin,
but insanely intelligent.
So I'll annoy everyone with what what my smart kids are doing.
I'll have certificates and tropies.
Insist on bragging constantly about their achievments.
Co-workers will feel bad that their kids aren't as smart,
or as successfull as mine.
But they will talk behind my back to each other,
that at least their kids aren't THAT ugly.
It'll be awesome.
