More crazy head theatre.

[hoveringsombrero]

The dream started as a mix between travling and moving.

Bunch of us moving into a big house,
everybody was there except I didn't see everybody but I knew they were there.

Either we were also visiting a small town ormoved there.

Anyway the leader of this small town had declared himself the king of the town.
There was some big celebration going on,
the "king" noticed me and decided that he really liked me and wanted me to sit with him.

So we're watching some show and I'm smushed between this nasty king person,
and some attractive boy that I kept calling Justin Timberlake.
But he didnt' look anything like Justin, or anyone else I could recognize.

So Kingy is trying to get friendly, I keep smushing closer to "Justin"
kingguy suddenly shoves his hand up my shirt and tries to grab a boob!

I smack him and flip out at him,
he freaks out and calls for his "guards"
and I'm "seized" by these guards.

The villigers gather around, and kingy starts bitching about how horrible I am,
That I won't fuck him when he's CHOSEN me.
I tell him to go fuck himself.

So he says fine, if I won't sleep with him then I have two other choices.
i can go to jail, or I can fuck his "HORRIBLE FAT WIFE!"

The villagers gasp, and the king calls for his horrible fat wife to come out,
so I can see her.

So around the corner comes this HOT redhead,
not skinny by any means but not hardly heavier than me.

So I grin and say I'LL TAKE THE WIFE!

Again with the gasping villagers.

So wifey and I go back to her rooms,
not only is she hot she's interesting and fun.
So we're getting the clothing off, and just chatting up a storm.

About this time of the dream I have to piss, course.
So I keep excusing myself to the bathroom,
and naturally it doesn't work becaues I didn't wet the bed.

At some point during all of this we're in our new big house now,
yet still in the redhead's rooms.

We're discussing the bill arrangements.
One guy is saying he should have to pay less,
cause he has to pay his rent and his girlfriend's rent elsewhere.

And stragoi was there and starts yelling at other dude,
that eris shouldn't have to pay rent for a while,
that there's enough other roommates that they can all cover the bills just fine,
and eris can have a rest.

So I start yelling at him that nobody's fucking taking care of me,
that's just crazy talk!

So the argument continues for a while,
then goes back to just me and the queen.
Still trying to get undressed totally in between all the peeing.

And then my alarm goes off.