pick your poison

[hoveringsombrero]

WHICH ONE BELONGS TO YOU?
this was only written for people I have friended
and not even close to all of you
little over half is serious
and half of the serious is disguised by silly
and half of the silly is disguised by serious

I'm not actually expecting any more than ...
maybe 2 people to pick the ones written for them

even some of the serious ones can apply to more than one person.
think about what you choose
because it's likely not written for you
so why did you see it that way?

reply or no,
if you don't pick the one intended for you
I probably won't tell you which one is you
unless there wasn't one for you
in which case I will tell you that.

I'm glad you're back.


Repeat after me; superglue does NOT make a "cheap and wonderful lube substitute"


You're only considering it because you want desperately to belong to something .. anything.


Are you sure that's what you want?


Your life is now MUCH more interesting than mine and you don't pay enough attention to me anymore :P .


Why are you on my friends list?


Three words; Big Fucking Gun.


Cheese is a wonderful thing, except THAT way.


You are interesting and take spiffy pictures, but I think you should like yourself more.


Quit worrying so much and get out of your rut.


I just don't know what to do with you.


What part of "the goat doesn't love you, the goat will never love you" is so hard to grasp?


Quit worrying so much, get out of your rut, and move out here.


You're not really happy there, quit lying to yourself!


I may nitpick but what you do amazes me.


NEVER confuse my lack of attention with lack of caring, you KNOW how important you are to me.


I'm confused as to what's going on, how many cars do you have now?


WHAT??!!


TOO cute, you're both doing well, nothing constructive to say.


Does the phrase "doomed to repeat it" mean anything to you?

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[projectx.livejournal.com]

torn between 3 of them..

Why are you on my friends list?


Three words; Big Fucking Gun.


Cheese is a wonderful thing, except THAT way.


Especially the last one. ;)

::shrug::
ah well.

[super-lucky.livejournal.com]

I want to know what someone is doing with the cheese! Do you have a cheese molester on your friends list?

[radioactivclown.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me; superglue does NOT make a "cheap and wonderful lube substitute"


You are interesting and take spiffy pictures, but I think you should like yourself more.

[apriljoy.livejournal.com]

"think about what you choose
because it's likely not written for you
so why did you see it that way?"

I choose none of them only because I prefer not to reveal why I think one/some is/are about me.

[eris.livejournal.com]

nope
i couldn't think of a good one for you that woudln't have been too easy to guess

:)

[eris.livejournal.com]

nope, none were specifically for you.
although your first choice is a little disturbing, heh

however if you felt the second one belonged to you,
then it probably should.
do you think you should like yourself more?

[eris.livejournal.com]

and there is actually one written for you =o

:)

i *just noticed your icon is animated,
startled me.
but cute.

I pick this one!!!

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

What part of "the goat doesn't love you, the goat will never love you" is so hard to grasp?

[markw.livejournal.com]

The goat WILL love me.

Eh, I dunno. I know ones that go to other people, but I won't spoil them.