2006-12-06

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2006-12-06 11:55 am

My dreams are getting more amusing writers?

This is from an end of a dream right before I woke.

I don't recall them having names so we'll just make them up.
Steve: man just woken up from drunken sleep.
Bob: The father of Steve's girlfriend.

Bob has shown up at the tail end of some party where Steve has passed out in a corner. After he is woken up, Steve staggers to follow Bob, on the way grabs a half-drunk drink in front of another passed out person at a table and downs it.

Steve sets empty glass back on table and staggers foward with Bob and his men looking at him with disapproval.

Steve: "Ah brandy, I believe brandy makes a man smarter,
it certainly cleared my head."

Bob: "I'll tell you what makes a man sound more intelligent; being sober, and PROPOSING to your girlfriend! (bob's daughter)."

Steve: "No sir!, I can tell YOU what makes a man sound more intelligent ..."

Steve: "It's 'RAR,' Yes, that's the ticket, I do believe I shall say it more often. 'How are you doing today Steve?' 'Rar.' 'That's excellent, how was your trip to Madagascar?' 'RAR!'
It's brilliant! I'll be the toast of the town!"