The biffman did call!

[hoveringsombrero]

Well I was on irc, so I was repeating things spanky said to him.

eris: Talking to Biff.
spanky: yeah, but I'm more important than your secretly adopted
(from nazis) brother.
eris: He says "tell spanky to suck a sack of dicks"
spanky: A whole sack?
eris: Heh he said "yeah, ask him what he visulises when he hears
sack of dicks, cause I picture like a fishing net with a
bunch of dicks in it."

And then he started telling me that the fishing net was so you could see the dicks flopping about, like dying fish, I told him that he somehow managed to make an already distressing image, twice as distressing. Then spanky said:

spanky: Oh man, I just had a potato sack full of wriggling phallus
dancing in my head.

So I said to Biff, "see, he's got 'em wiggling around also, what's the deal here?"

Biff said: "No no, mine were just flopping, barely flopping, he's got 'em dancing and wiggling and holding hands like some fucked up choir"


Then he kept yawning and I told him to quit yawning in my ears,
cause it was making me yawn.
To which he replied: "What the fuck do you want me to do, yawn in your armpit?"

Comments

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

Biff said: "No no, mine were just flopping, barely flopping, he's got 'em dancing and wiggling and holding hands like some fucked up choir"

When you got to that part I really lolled

you don't know me...

[cherub729.livejournal.com]

hi eris, i just wanted to tell you that i happened across your lj about four years ago through a random search and i loved your name so much that i created a v:tm character with your name... i have always remembered the name and the character i created from it, and today, i just decided to see if you were still around in the land of ljness, and you are, so... hi, eris. your name is inspiring. :D