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[hoveringsombrero]

DOM: I've got a question: All these fitness things you see talk about building "lean muscle". Is there "fat muscle"? What about "morbidly obese muscle" and "bulimic muscle"?

DOM: And why the fuck were there three advertisements for the same fitness video back to back?

Comments

[projectx.livejournal.com]

nope. It just weighs less, and it's harder to obtain.
In short, it's easy to be a big old meat head. It's harder to be lean and look smart.

[n00dleboy.livejournal.com]

So... in theory... I could start a line of fitness videos showing people how to become a meathead, and honestly claim it is easier than all that lean muscle crap. WOO WOO!

[projectx.livejournal.com]

you could. people do.

[n00dleboy.livejournal.com]

And I can't help be be reminded of Sin City and the Evil Harry Potter played by Elija Woods... or whatever Frodo's name really is.

woot

[ex-peanut70.livejournal.com]

i will buy your muscle tapes in hopes to improve my life, and when i do improve my life in an astounding 6 weeks, i will appear on an infomercial for you giving my testimoney on how your system has helped me become a better meathead. i will continue my regularly scheduled payments of 73.29 for the next 38 months until i have completely paid you off. i will be such a happy meathead, and it will be all because of you and your system! :D