Oppressed by t-shirts

You know those t-shirts which say:
I fucked your Girlfriend
or
I fucked your Boyfriend?

LIMITIED.

I want one which says:

I fucked your ...
With a checkbox list with, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, mom, sister, brother, dad.
And the boxes will have Velcro in,
and it will come with BIG RED CHECKS to place in the boxes you wish.

Yes.

Suck it.