hoveringsombrero

Apparently I have I AM A PROSTITUTE,
written somewhere on my okcupid profile,
I can't fathom what prompts someone,
to write things like this to someone they've never even spoken to,
much less met.

From: PleasureGiver84 (9 Miles Away)
To: erispie
Date: Yesterday, 5:44pm
Subject: Hello.

Hello,

I want to have casual sex with you, and would gladly pay for the opportunity.

I love giving women pleasure, playing sensuous games, and cuddling for hours.

If we were to meet up, I would give you a full body rub, try a few oral and manual techniques on you that are sure to make you have an exhilerating orgasm, make love to you, and hold you until you couldn't stand it anymore.

I hope to hear from you soon,
- Vick

P.S. Your belly is the sexiest thing Ive ever seen.

What.

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