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[hoveringsombrero]

All right you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Comments

[eris.livejournal.com]

Ashe, army of darkness
but it's the evil dead series

[eris.livejournal.com]

bruce campbell actually did the voice for it also, that's what i wanted it for

[themattisgod.livejournal.com]

Are we playing movie quotes today?

[eris.livejournal.com]

the other day
but then spanky went to bed,
i'll start it up again if you wanna play guess the movie
is fun

[themattisgod.livejournal.com]

Yar bring the pain. I have an hour and homework that I really don't want to do.