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hoveringsombrero ([personal profile] hoveringsombrero) wrote2005-04-23 11:54 pm

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All right you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

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