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hoveringsombrero) wrote2002-02-08 02:40 am
hoveringsombrero) wrote2002-02-08 02:40 am
grr
having trouble sleeping
as i was nearly drifting off to sleep the first time something popped into my head that i'd realized i'd only told kal
i was on the phone with my father and told him about hearing the people upstairs having sex, he thought this was much funny and decided to tell me a (bad) joke
as i was nearly drifting off to sleep the first time something popped into my head that i'd realized i'd only told kal
i was on the phone with my father and told him about hearing the people upstairs having sex, he thought this was much funny and decided to tell me a (bad) joke
one day in Sunday school the teacher asks the children "how do you get to heaven" and a little boy quickly replies "feet first!"
the teacher is somewhat confused so asks the little boy to explain.
the little boy says, "one day i heard strange noises from my mommy and daddy's bedroom so i went to see what was going on, my mother was on the bed, feet pointed up to heaven, screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING I'M COMING!' and my daddy was trying to hold her down."