i make the rules

[hoveringsombrero]

in my world it is punishable by death for a heterosexual adult male to --in all seriousness-- refer to himself with a moniker akin to puffy or diddy

what the hell, is that baby talk?

puff diddy
P(ee) daddy

stabbing ....... pain ...... behind ..... left ........ eye ........ must ......... destroy ........