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hoveringsombrero) wrote2008-04-29 07:28 pm
hoveringsombrero) wrote2008-04-29 07:28 pm
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I have brilliant ideas.
eris: When I'm ridiculously wealthy I'm going to have a small office building with cubes, and I'm going to hire people who will never exactly know what they do.
eris: They'll sit in their cubes, and answer emails, be told to research random topics. And there will be weekly and random meetings which won't help at all.
J: *snicker*
eris: Occasionally they'll get talked to for not being on the internet enough, or for using too many vowels in a memo.
J: hehehe
eris: If they question too much, they'll get suspended with pay, and privately have the thing explained to them, so when they return from suspension they'll be all WITH THE PROGRAM, and help confuse the other workers.
eris: I bet dom and grg would be really good at thinking up projects for the employees to do.
J: heh you're a dork
eris: You can be one of the managers. you can have a big fancy office.
eris: But you are required to walk through the office a few times a day, looking very frazzled and muttering, and sometimes stop and criticise an employee over something pointless.
eris: "Why do you have so many paperclips on your desk? This doesn't seem professional" *stalk away muttering about elephants*
eris: They'll sit in their cubes, and answer emails, be told to research random topics. And there will be weekly and random meetings which won't help at all.
J: *snicker*
eris: Occasionally they'll get talked to for not being on the internet enough, or for using too many vowels in a memo.
J: hehehe
eris: If they question too much, they'll get suspended with pay, and privately have the thing explained to them, so when they return from suspension they'll be all WITH THE PROGRAM, and help confuse the other workers.
eris: I bet dom and grg would be really good at thinking up projects for the employees to do.
J: heh you're a dork
eris: You can be one of the managers. you can have a big fancy office.
eris: But you are required to walk through the office a few times a day, looking very frazzled and muttering, and sometimes stop and criticise an employee over something pointless.
eris: "Why do you have so many paperclips on your desk? This doesn't seem professional" *stalk away muttering about elephants*