I'M FUNNY WHEN I'M NOT ALL HERE

[hoveringsombrero]

A rather nice seeming guy on okcupid, from across the states, sent me a nice okcupidmail, the ONLY not creepy one this week, his username is something of mars, hence how I address him, in the following reply, which cracks myself the fuck up. Sleep dep plus more drugs, = FUNNAH

'grats, Mr OfMars!
You are the only noncreeptastic okcupid mail I've received this week, you win one space between opposing brackets > < ooh, fancy!

Also my fabulous superpower I call, reading, has determined that you are jesusdeathage, please avoid crosses and nails till your 34th birthday.


And then I was so entertained at the "ooh fancy!" that I had to make one for Dom

eris: the "ooh fancy!" cracks me up.
DOM: It is a fancy space
eris: it is!
eris: i made it myself
eris:: wait ...
eris: I'll make a larger one for you
eris: >    <
eris: JUMBO SIZED.
DOM: I shall keep it in my butt... FOREVER
eris: woot!