2006-01-02
work shmerk
In the interests of keeping one of the resolutions,
here's a list post, but maybe not very funny.
What eris is doing at work:
* Taking calls (natch)
* Discovering I can still write just as well with either hand.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Forcing J to guess which hand I wrote what with.
* Being pleased when he guesses wrong.
* Discovering the first 5 numbers in the fibbonacci(sp?) sequence are the same both ways when rendered as coloured in blocks on my graph paper.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Taking a longer break than I should and writing this post
* Worrying
* Suddenly being informed by Karl that he's having hot flashes and his nipples are sore.
* Trying to think of more stuff for this list to avoid ending my break.
* Failing at the above.
here's a list post, but maybe not very funny.
What eris is doing at work:
* Taking calls (natch)
* Discovering I can still write just as well with either hand.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Forcing J to guess which hand I wrote what with.
* Being pleased when he guesses wrong.
* Discovering the first 5 numbers in the fibbonacci(sp?) sequence are the same both ways when rendered as coloured in blocks on my graph paper.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Taking a longer break than I should and writing this post
* Worrying
* Suddenly being informed by Karl that he's having hot flashes and his nipples are sore.
* Trying to think of more stuff for this list to avoid ending my break.
* Failing at the above.
We're never gonna survive, unless we go a little crazy.
I've decided the next time I have a new job,
I'm going to make up kids,
and I'll have THE UGLIEST kid pictures ever to put in my cube.
I'll miss work to take them to the doctor,
have to change my schedule cause little eris mcugly jr,
got accepted into a yet more advanced school.
Because they'll not only be ugly as sin,
but insanely intelligent.
So I'll annoy everyone with what what my smart kids are doing.
I'll have certificates and tropies.
Insist on bragging constantly about their achievments.
Co-workers will feel bad that their kids aren't as smart,
or as successfull as mine.
But they will talk behind my back to each other,
that at least their kids aren't THAT ugly.
It'll be awesome.
I'm going to make up kids,
and I'll have THE UGLIEST kid pictures ever to put in my cube.
I'll miss work to take them to the doctor,
have to change my schedule cause little eris mcugly jr,
got accepted into a yet more advanced school.
Because they'll not only be ugly as sin,
but insanely intelligent.
So I'll annoy everyone with what what my smart kids are doing.
I'll have certificates and tropies.
Insist on bragging constantly about their achievments.
Co-workers will feel bad that their kids aren't as smart,
or as successfull as mine.
But they will talk behind my back to each other,
that at least their kids aren't THAT ugly.
It'll be awesome.
In which no one, least of all eris, is surprised.
| being anywhere BUT WORK is love | |||||
| brought to you by eris being a whiny bitch | |||||
In which eris plays the same song over and over while editing pictures.
We're going down, down in an earlier round,
and sugar, we're going down swinging.
and sugar, we're going down swinging.
Entry tags:
Fuck that, too vain.
I only liked two of the pictures I took to the audience of only eris.
So you only get two,
and one I quite like from a few days past.
So you only get two,
and one I quite like from a few days past.
On the resolutions front.
During work tomorrow I'm going to try to
make this make sense to myself.
And I'm going to leave my abusive husband WINDOWS,
with or without help,
it'll be harder,
but "Nothing worth doing ..." is blah blah something blah.
And all that.
make this make sense to myself.
And I'm going to leave my abusive husband WINDOWS,
with or without help,
it'll be harder,
but "Nothing worth doing ..." is blah blah something blah.
And all that.