hello there

mother's showing up in a bit to take us out to an early birthday dinner

i would prefer to just delete my birthday this year totally,
but can't turn down free food.

meh

by the way

ha + ha = haha

write that down

abur?

haHA!


brushoff.

you nibbler of damp beaver nuts!!

BLOODY FUCK-MONKEY!!!
REFUSE MY REQUEST OF LOVE?!!
HERE THIS BLOOD FEUD ENDS!!!
GRANPAPPY!! GRANDADDY, RUB
ME FEETS!! ME FEETS,
GRANPAPPY!!

YOUR TESTICULAR SHRINKY
MOMENT IS WORTHLESS!!
YOU HAVE INVOKED AN EVIL
OLDER THAN MAN!! OLDER
THAN COUTONS!! NOW
I FEED!!!

TOO LATE!! MY MIGHTY
STOMACH CHAMBERS HAVE
ALREADY PROCESSED THE
GRASS PEOPLE INTO
DEE-LISHUS, GRADE A
MILK!! I
MILK ON THEE!!

FPT!

MY SCEME IS COMPLETE!! SOON ALL
THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD WILL BE
DIPPED IN FUNG-LUM SWEET AND
SOUR SAUCE!! THEY WILL BE SWEET,
AND SOUR!! HA!! SONIC THE
HEDGEHOG!!