Time to unpimp ze auto!

[hoveringsombrero]

My latest air mattress lasted only days before wiltage.
Methinks it was defective.

So I'm taking the time of bedlessness to do some tidy,
I'm the queen of the midnight tidy, ja.

Sometime back I had (or at least thought I had) murdered the roommate.
Well in the process of going through the dirty clothes on the left side of das bed.
I found him.
Seems he's been sitting at the computer reading his fanfic,
for weeks on end,
under the clothes.

So who did I murder?
Or is it a different mexican?
They all look alike you know.

*shrug*

Anyhow, I've a wonderful get-rich-quick scheme, anyone want in?
All I need is a spoofed cell phone, a cell phone company contact,
a bank contact, and a sniper rifle.

Anyone ... anyone?