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hoveringsombrero ([personal profile] hoveringsombrero) wrote2005-06-03 01:56 am

when typos attack

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and of course dom has suggestions

DOM: Here's the plan: You wake up at 8:30am. After half an hour of vigorous anal pounding with the dildo you keep in your bedstand you put on your silk boxers and head to the bathroom. Fifteen minutes for a quick shower, fifteen minutes for sucking on the twelve inch double-dong you leave in the medicine cabinet, and into the kitchen by 9:30am. Half an hour to make and eat breakfast. Out the door by 10am. From 10am until 4pm, random unprotected sex with any willing male in a five mile radius. 4pm, LUNCH TIME!

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