my brain's dead weight, gotta get my head straight, but i can't figure out which spice girl i wanna

[hoveringsombrero]

horoscope from my fon:

Gemini

I predict that 2003 will be a year full of interjections and exclamations. You'll unleash comments like "aha!" and "hey!" and "wow!" and "huh?" with uncanny frequency. Of the many interruptions that will arrive to make your life interesting, some will be fun and others will be frustrating. The proportion of fun to frustrating will depend on your ability to be adaptable without being a pushover. To work yourself into prime condition for the quick-change artistry you'll be invited to perfect, intone the following mantra a thousand times:
"viva bravo whoopee oooooooh eureka hallelujah."