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Well I was on irc, so I was repeating things spanky said to him.

eris: Talking to Biff.
spanky: yeah, but I'm more important than your secretly adopted
(from nazis) brother.
eris: He says "tell spanky to suck a sack of dicks"
spanky: A whole sack?
eris: Heh he said "yeah, ask him what he visulises when he hears
sack of dicks, cause I picture like a fishing net with a
bunch of dicks in it."

And then he started telling me that the fishing net was so you could see the dicks flopping about, like dying fish, I told him that he somehow managed to make an already distressing image, twice as distressing. Then spanky said:

spanky: Oh man, I just had a potato sack full of wriggling phallus
dancing in my head.

So I said to Biff, "see, he's got 'em wiggling around also, what's the deal here?"

Biff said: "No no, mine were just flopping, barely flopping, he's got 'em dancing and wiggling and holding hands like some fucked up choir"


Then he kept yawning and I told him to quit yawning in my ears,
cause it was making me yawn.
To which he replied: "What the fuck do you want me to do, yawn in your armpit?"

oh no!

Jun. 20th, 2001 07:35 pm
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Jehovah witnesses just came back looking for spanky
the door is open so it's just the screen door

i was on the phone with kal
they knocked on the door, i walked over
phone still to my ear
eris: may i help you?
jv: yes, is duane here?
eris: no he's sleeping
jv: sleeping?
eris: yup
jv: oh *laughs* sorry, we came by the other say and he seemed half awake so we thought evening would be best to come back, guess we were wrong
*eris blinks at them and holds back giggles*
jv: just tell him (i forget the name now, steve, brian, dave? i'm dumb) came by would you
eris: sure thing

they walk away, i turn around giggling and repeat it to kal on the phone
THEY'RE TRYING TO CONVERT AND STEAL AWAY MY SPANKY!

the rest

Jun. 16th, 2001 12:20 am
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i'll probably read the last one and add to it in comments later

at the end of the last entry i turned off the laptop and got my stuff together
there was some more picture taking and silliness :)
then stuffed in the car we went

i was kinda half awake in the car, i remember staring at houses and wondering what the insides looked like (i've been doing that a lot lately) or staring at cars and wonder what kind of people they are, what conversations their having, maybe they'll get hit by another car and die, or win the lottery as soon as they leave my sight
my brain wanders oddly when i'm tired
at bart station, hugged everyone goodbye :(
went into the station, i called kal's pager and left a message that we were getting on the bart

we waited a while and then the bart came
we got on, spanky started to drift off and i stared out the window thinking about the insides of houses again
we got to the next to the last stop and after a few mins the train didn't leave the station, then there was an announcement that we'd be sitting there for five mins
there were several in car and in station pages for maintenance or sometype people, then after about 5 mins there was another announcement that this train was out of service and that we were to offboard and wait for the next train

so offboard we did, waited for what seemed like a long time then on next train and home
kal had already been waiting for us for a while
us in car.
drive drive drive
spanky was very tired so we dropped him off at dom's
i was tired too but i thought it'd be too hot to sleep
(this is going to get less descriptive cause i'm very very very tired)
we took a really roundabout way to QT's place because we missed the exit and the freeway going the other way was really busy, so we took this huge strange detour through town and finally ended up in the right place
gave QT money, kal signed things, we met jarrett (ohmygod he is real!) then she walked us through our new apt
then walked us through an empty one with newer stuff to show us what ours will look like in a week when it's fixed up
then we went back to her apt and she showed us hers :)
and kal tried to steal jarrett's chair (damn mexicans!)
now we've gotta come up with the first months rent to move in
planning on moving in Friday
this week is going to suck and i'm tired and don't wanna write anymore
:P

=D
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i'm just going to post as is, i'm sure i left some things out
i'll probably reply to it with left out things, and i might not post pictures till tomorrow, i'm probably sleeping soon

15-jun01
6:12am

i was going to wait till i got back to write everything out but then i realized that i'd probably be too busy sorting through all the pictures i took that i wouldn't get around to writing it
i don't know how Oki remembers so many details for his stories

well then, Wednesday night kal brought ok home and we went to dinner at lyons and i took my video camera, lots of silly thing happened

then back home, talked to leslie on the phone then loki decided to try to get our asses to their house Thursday, Oki and spanky played video games, i talked to loki some more on irc, then as you can see in previous entries we got impatient and decided to try wal-mart bleach on Oki's hair to see what would happen
not a whole lot

then sleep, spanky was nice enough to stay up and answer the phone when my father called to tell us if his wife could take us to the bart station later, i was fucking exhausted
anyhow sleep then i don't quite recall how i was awoken, i think spanky handed me the phone and i think i talked to kal
so after that i got up and washed the manic panic out of my hair and showered, came out in a towel to silly Oki comments about naked eris :) and dom was awake, i tried to call my brother to see if i could talk him into taking us but there was no answer
i felt really bad about asking dom especially with his father always bitching that we were taking advantage of him, but i asked him and he said he could take us, dom is the niftiest!

so we got to the bart station, and after some arguing spanky called leslie, then i got handed the phone, i talked to her for a bit, she seemed annoyed that we were coming so early, then i had to call her back to get loki's number because it was in her celphone so she had to look, none of us had paper or pens so i opened up the laptop and called leslie back
group effort, me holding laptop in hands and phone with shoulder and head and spanky dialing, got loki's number
sat down on the ground then both spanky and Oki dialed
talked to loki and found out different bart station to get off at and what bus to take and stuff

so on the bart we get, i took some video of a person playing with their dreds
there was conversation i think but i was very tired, i try to avoid conversation in public places when tired, cause i tend to make annoyed or bored looking faces when i'm listening to someone, and it's just cause my face is tired
stupid face.
bart transfer
bus finding
bus getting on
making fun of stupid adverts on the bus
missed our stop by six blocks

but Oki said he knew where we were, and we could just walk, and nicely offered to carry my camera bag and laptop
so off we blindly followed Oki, i got some video of pretty houses
it was hot, i got disgruntled
but the walk really wasn't that bad, my legs aren't sore at all
it was just heat, i don't deal with heat well at all
heat+tired=ugh
the whole walk is rather a blur

got to leslie and loki's apt
hot and sticky and exhausted eris
so i took a shower, then started to drift on the couch

once again things get blurry, i think Oki noticed the time and realized we needed to find a sally's
i guess i made them a list and tried to explain what to get
i was expecting to be forced into walking more and i'm not exactly sure how i got out of that
i hope i didn't whine
there was map looking up i think and stuff
then off spanky and Oki went

about 2 mins after they left strange noises started coming from leslie's room
like things were being knocked about, and someone stomping around the room, and door creaking like it was moving back and forth like a half an inch
being half awake i just decided i was mistaken that the apt was empty even though i knew better
it was rather loud and continued for about 3 mins off and on, then for about 4 mins solid,
then the door slammed shut and the noises stopped
it was very strange but not scary for some reason

i went to sleep
i came slightly awake when loki came home, i think i kind of looked at him then closed my eyes again
then, i don't know how much later, leslie and jason and fleeky came home
i dazedly looked up and saw a fleeky walk by, he said "hi eris" i think i just blinked
then i sat up tried to become awake and talked to people a bit
wondered whatever became of Oki and spanky
and loki decided to walk to the (very close) store to get ice cream for mudslides and asked me to go with him
as we were going out, spanky and Oki came back
turns out they got confused but managed to get the proper stuff

so, loki and eris to grocery store
bought alcohol and ice cream, and he bought me a lunchable and chips cause i hadn't eaten :)
then there was sitting out on the balcony
and some drinking
and leslie and fleeky yelling at each other
and then bleaching
and bleaching
and bleaching
and dying
and dying

then leslie and fleeky disappearing into leslie's bedroom

people falling asleep

then spanky and i ended up being awake
we started talking about some serious stuff but we seemed to keep waking the sleeping Oki
so we continued it out on the cold balcony
then silly talk
then we sat on the kitchen floor and played with loki's south park squishy dolls and the video camera
then we played with the magnetic words on the fridge and i got my laptop and took some pictures
i wrote my first haiku
it sucked but it was fun

and somehow i've accidentally memorized this dom haiku:

l33t haiku skilz yo
funky fresh five seven five
word up syllable

then spanky now seems to have fallen asleep

i am now tired as shit but it's 7:30am and i'm to begin paging kal at 10
the other roommate wandered around in a towel for a bit, that was nifty
i think Oki's still got manic panic in his hair and i think loki has not woken up yet

i believe that after kal picks us up we're to go directly to see qt and give her the apt deposit

eye izz much tired
ich bin sehr mude


8am

two hours left
i hope i actually have kal's pgr number
i did write it down and stick it in my bag

i am much too much too tired
spanky is making strange sleeping noises
i think i will close my eyes for a bit

11:37
well i slept, loki woke me up at bit after ten, called kal, talked to him a couple different times about stuff, he wants us to take the bart into dublin and he'll pick us up there
in like a half an hour i guess
then to sacramento
i'm not entirely sure what all's going on today, i think just that

and it sounds like my father got a buyer for his house, they're to be signing the papers tonight, then escrow
much niftiness for eris father, he'll be much happier with the place finally sold

i'm hoping/assuming he'll help me with hobbes costs, getting him a checkup, buying a litterbox and food etc. i'm hoping to also get him bathed so he'll be all nice and clean going into nice and clean new apt, need to also find one of those spiffy cat brushes that the fur sticks to also.

i have a feeling hobbes is going to be eating better than we are
blah

hehe

Jun. 9th, 2001 02:19 am
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spanky made an eris tree

spanky> eris?
spanky> eriseris
spanky> eriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseriseris
spanky> eris
spanky> !!
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spanky with a sock on his hand

sock: oh my name is dom, oh fuck i suck!

hi

Jun. 6th, 2001 10:40 pm
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ooh i just went on a walk with spanky
we went to the AM/PM
i got some mocha frappuccino and smoked a cig while walking
it's nice outside

now i'm going to play around with the cam and read stuff
then i'll read nakedparts apps and approve or reject

then i'll mess with deadjournal some



my life is an if/then statement

and..

Jun. 6th, 2001 12:29 am
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toon spanky drew for kal


hey look

Jun. 5th, 2001 10:26 pm
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spanky drew me a cartoon in the car the other day

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i had a kick ass weekend yup
Lezlie already best described the films we saw in this entry

firstly it took us forever to get out of town, my father brought over the truck, spanky and i hopped in and father zoomed off at the amazing speed of 25mph (zoomdad is not the fastest), he had to go to the bank and then to a specific gas station which took him forever to find, it was hot, spanky was annoyed
to keep myself from being annoyed i started yelling at my father that he was a flaming faggot and a homogay, he found this highly amusing and started arguing back in a lispy voice and flopping his wrist around, it made spanky giggle too, so FINALLY we got father back to his house and spanky and i zoomed off ( ERIS IS THE FASTEST! ) towards the BART station, we got there in under 30 mins, spanky attempted to call lezlie's cel while i used the bathroom
as i was washing my hands i heard the train thunder into the station above my head, so i ran out and spanky and i hurried up the elevator and into a bart car
so spanky and i talked about some stuff i don't remember on the bart and there was a paper abandoned in front of us and there was an article about the festival we were going to, i read it then put it in my bag, then i found comics and read them, obsessed about trying to tug my hair into a spikier state .. then we were there
got off the BART and out into the station, then we were hugnkiss attacked by this sexy chick in see-through pants, we thought she was nifty so we got in her car and headed off toward the Roxie for the thing
we got there in time to see the probably the last half of the 5:30 show (schedule) i thought it was very good and visually nifty (colorwise) but i didn't like it all that much, depressing and some guy's head kept getting between me and the subtitles
then
there was a really funny short about clown fetish
then a movie about a court case involving a stripper and stupid vice cops in texas called vice, it was amazingly good and funny, and the people who made it got up and talked afterwards
then a sad, but very pretty love story involving a prostitute
then a really funny series of shorts by a transsexual french prostitute
then BAD GOTHIC PORN, at some point we had gone to a nearby store and gotten tequila, spanky spent most of this last bit with a mildly horrified look in his face, lezlie and i had a good bit of tequila in us and were giggling like mad, the playbill and the site description of this film called it "A San Francisco festival favorite-sold out at last year's festivals." slowly about half of the theatre left, lezlie and i started rubbing our heads on each other because there was a guy with a shaved head in the film that kept rubbing his head on everyone and we found it horribly funny, she says the horrified white-bread looking people behind us were making comments about us doing that, that whole row behind us walked out soon afterwards
it was nifty from the standpoint that it was just a bunch of people fucking weirdly in front of a camera, seemingly for the hell of it, but it was nail wrist to forehead circa 1987 goth, ooooo we're spooky and we're fucking!
then it was over

anyway somewhere in there during the talking inbetween movies Annie Sprinkle was there, i got all bouncy (first actual porn i saw had her in it even) and i wanted to go over and hug her, but she was surrounded by people and it looked like she was staying so i decided to wait
turned out she left :( *sigh*
she's much prettier in person then in pictures and video.
ok i'm tired of writing now
i'll write later, probably with pictures of my head
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well my spanky and i (mostly i on the last part) came up with a PLOT for tomorrow

see there's this sex film festival at the Roxie in the city and we've decided to go, first i was just going to take the car, but it's really kal's car and he can't have it that far away from him because he's on call

so we plotted
i'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow so that's first
before i go to do that i'll page my father and see if he'll take us to the BART and then him or his wife pick us up on Sunday from the BART

heh, porn, lots of porn, i'm assuming we won't get there for the first show, at noon, but the 2pm show is fat girl porn, hehe
oh i know i'm going to giggle

ok must sleep so this plot will work!

home?

May. 21st, 2001 01:23 am
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i guess this is home anyhow
after the sleeping of the brother called Biff that you see in the previous entry, i also fell asleep.
i awoke all pissed off because i felt like i'd finally gotten in a good place sleep wise and that evil mexican guy was yelling my name, or it seemed like yelling to me because i was happily asleep

so i got dressed and biff and kal and i left the house, first to my father's house because he just re-activated one of the other phone lines in this house for me and all our phones are in storage so he bought us/me a new phone, so we said hi to him and he gave me the phone

then stopped by the bank then to lodi to pay car payment them back to stockton to eat at mongos, while we were eating kal decided that he DID NOT want to drive to go get spanky from the BART station because he drives that road far too much (understandable), so i poked my brother and asked him if he wanted to drive, of course he did.

so we brought kal back home and we went on our way to dublin, we listened to some music and talked about stuff, got stuck in some traffic, then finally got to the BART station, didn't walk nearly all the way into it after parking cause spanky had seen us and was walking out, back into the car and over to the shopping complex around the nearby theatre where there was a Cold Stone ice cream place because my brother had never had it so i wanted to get him some, so he and spanky got some and i ate some of biff's and we walked around and then went into a barnes and noble and biff called mother to tell her he'd be a bit late, and we bought a couple books.

then back to the car, on the way back to the car biff started pushing a shopping cart and then we made spanky get into it, biff pushed him around really fast and spanky screamed and it was funny, so i bitched about the video camera being in the car, so we decided to do it again for the video and spanky's flashy film camera

so we got back to the car and i/we locked the keys in the car, but the drivers side window was slightly open so through a joint effort spanky and biff managed to get the door unlocked, so they posed with the cart and i took a couple pictures with spanky's camera then i took video of spanky being pushed in the cart, then gave the video camera to spanky and he took video from the cart, that's fun cause you can hear his screaming, i nearly died laughing

surprisingly we didn't attract the security guys and no one fucked with us, so off to take brother home we went, with him still driving, and on the way home he started strange rantings so i taped a bunch of that, got to his house and spanky finally met my mother who was all nice and sweet fortunately, then spanky and i came home by way of taco bell and wal-mart

i made him crawl over me to order at the taco bell drive-thru (i wasn't getting anything) then they didn't give him a fork so we went back through again

now home
i'm tired
it was a very fun week other than it being far too hot

oh and we got a barebones system (case motherboard, and separately a processor) to make my desktop all workie again so i'm going to make myself some food and then go finish installing drivers and stuff so i can use it properly

THEN SLEEP!!
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we ended up staying in town, i guess kal didn't feel like driving all the way to the bay area

things were fine till we got to chilli's, then i mentioned something about wanting deep space 9 and voyager on DVD cause i never remembered to watch them all when they were on tv, to kal
spanky laughed at me, that mocking you're a tard and i'm better than you laugh, it's been getting to me when he does that lately but i don't say anything because i was sure somehow it'd be my fault cause spanky never does anything wrong, but i guess cause i wasn't feeling well it got to me even more today
i ignored it then spanky and kal got in an argument because spanky didn't want to tell him what he thought about dinosaurs and such because kal probably doesn't agree with him and spanky doesn't like to hear things that go against what he thinks a lot
so i ran off to the bathroom and tried not to cry too much, cause crying in the bathroom is really pathetic and not very eris. i came back and they were still arguing, and spanky ended up sitting there quitely with his persecuted pissy expression and wouldn't eat
i just sat there feeling like i was in 6th grade all over again and the popular cute kid is lording it over me cause i'm different, and i ended up crying at the table but kal was ignoring spanky and spanky was ignoring the world so no one noticed

so we left and we went to see the mummy again cause kal and i liked it and spanky hadn't seen it, and it's a fun movie so it cheered everyone up, then we went to grapevine and spanky and i ran around being silly, so everything ended up ok

things are just getting to me more with the heat and not having my own room and my tummy being weird, i think i just pulled my stomach muscles this week, i hate that that gives me an upset tummy, bleh
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i was sitting in the living room playing a kirby ROM on NESticle on my laptop and i had to go to the bathroom, while looking for painkillers i saw a pot of purple manic panic, so it attacked me:
(seems the gloves and stuff didn't make it over here in the panicked move)




then i came out and lamented to spanky how it attacked me, then offered to cut (which he's been asking me to do for a while) and re-dye his hair, so i did: (he is camera shy when someone else is taking a picture)





and then since i'd already been attacked i went ahead and put several more different colored streaks in my hair and touched up the red a bit: awww aren't i cute? a tin foil shirley temple (credit to spanky for the shirley temple reference)



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Spanky: it's fucking freezing in here.

reality: warm and stuffy as hell
i forgot how sauna like his room was
glad i've got my own fan ;)
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i lie really, we're like this not tired as well

Belli> I want to paint my kitchen.
Kendryk> i will help!
Belli> Everyone come help!
Kendryk> white with pink pokeedots?
eris> stripes
Kendryk> no.
Belli> uh no
eris> SRIPES
Kendryk> pokeedots
Belli> and no
eris> STRIPES
Belli> no no no
Kendryk> dots!
eris> BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES
Kendryk> dots!
Kendryk> dots!
Kendryk> dots!
Belli> ./ignore Kendryk Eris
eris> STRIPES!
Kendryk> =(
eris> flowers?
Kendryk> flowers!
Belli> FISH
Oki-1> go fish
eris> *blub* *blub*
Kendryk> fish... with pokeedots?
eris> we'll just flood your kitchen
Belli> *snicker*
eris> and dunp fish in it
eris> *blub* *blub*
Belli> how will I cook then?
eris> sushi
Belli> *groan*
* eris giggles
* Kendryk looks for eris' muzzle
Kendryk> i bet we packed it away
eris> hehe
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boys are playing a wrestling video game in the living room, dom is doing something in EQ

now the boys burst in here and spanky got pinned to the futon by the kal and humped

and apparently now the ordering of the pizza commences

hehe

Apr. 19th, 2001 01:38 am
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spanky and i had a good idea
actually i had a good idea and spanky agreed

we should get a second Uhaul truck when we move and stuff all the people we want to take with us into the Uhaul =D

so yeah i'm told eris was over-reacting

mmmmmcoffee

well geekgrrrl actually came over tonight, actually SCSi came over first, and we sat around and talked, and then tess showed up and we went to denny's, took the video camera and SCSi got all stealthy with the camera and got some video of strange crazy people sitting at the bar part of the resturant

then we came back here and SCSi went home and tess and spanks are being snuggly on the floor
we're watching frequency, bit of a mind fuck of a movie so far

mmmcoffee
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(he's still asleep but...)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LA LA LA LA LA, SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, NOW BUY HIM TOYS RIGHT NOW!

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