Some funny bits found going back through my logs.
SCSi: the 'i' is for l33tness, not for gender
eris: the 'i' is for gayness
SCSi: you know im not gay
eris: i only have rumors and hearsay
eris: i don't *know* firsthand that you're straight
SCSi: i like va-gee-gee
eris: and i'll take your word for it
eris: even though i'm confused at "va-gee-gee"
SCSi: i think im becoming a woman
SCSi: im about to blossom into womanhood
eris: that's frightening
eris: i'm painting my face
SCSi: with the shed lining of your uterus?
eris: hah, no
eris: drawing more like
SCSi: i think you've lost it
eris: that's implying i ever had "it"
eris: are you comfortable with that implication?
eris: ARE YOU?
SCSi: you were sane
SCSi: back in stockton
SCSi: at the green jello party
SCSi: with your new teal carpet
eris: holy crap man, i'm more sane now than i ever was in stockon
SCSi: you're drawing on your face
SCSi: WITH THE LINING OF YOUR VAGINA
SCSi: dont lie
SCSi: CVS is a versioning system for source code
SCSi: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
SCSi: I SEE THROUGH YOUR STORTIES!
SCSi: AND I JUST MADE THAT WORD UP! STORTIES!
SCSi: yeah, i dispense drugs to people
SCSi: god help us, everyone
SCSi: it comes from the latin STORT which translates to "have sex with scsi"