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It's a multiple entry in a row day, yey.

A list of things I like/think are hot,
when combined with the already listed preferences.
(or even in violation of them at times)




Brains, of the math and science and computer variety.

Brains of the smarterthanmewithoutmakingmefeelstupid, variety.

Left-handed people.
Both-handed people.

People who have one really good talent or hobby that appears to totally contradict their personality. e.g. A physicist who is an amazing cook, A DJ who works primarily in house/hip-hop clubs with a broader knowledge of Mozart than I, etc. I can't think of very many good examples what aren't real examples which I don't wish to give.

People who wildly disagree with my beliefs/standards but still have more respect for them than most people who agree with me on everything.

People who love xkcd
People who HATE xkcd but don't get all offended and belligerent about it.

Happy people.
HAPPY poor people.
Shiny happy people? Ok this one got away from me.

People who think I'm funny only most of the time.

People who will happily be the butt of a joke, if it's really really funny.

People who drive crappy cars without a shred of insecurity about it.

People who don't think I'm weird.

People who think I look weird with my natural hair colour.

People who don't mind that I spell colour that way.
Or cheque, or apologise, etc.

People who don't make me constantly repeat myself.

People who know who Liam Lynch is.

People who still like me after a decade.

People with lots of awesome tattoos (tattoos make me touch people).

People who don't mind me touching their head/hair when I talk to them, especially when I'm drunk.

People who remember life before the internets (and cell phones,etc).

People who never grow up.

Dirty, Ghetto, British/Welsh girls (I'm slightly ashamed of this one).

Bleached blondes, especially with brown eyes. e.g. Billie Piper, Carey Mulligan

Natural blondes, dyed black. Especially with light eyes, HOT.
(I can appreciate hot regardless of first assumptions about brains)

People who understand HATING a film but still appreciating it.

THIS GUY.

Anyone who can pull off dreads and look good.

Conservative/modest/business clothing, no makeup, + crazy hair.

Conservative/modest/business/formal clothing + chucks, tennies, or combat boots.

A good looking boy in a tie.
Cuff links (omghot).

Full suit with a funny or offensive t-shirt instead of a dress shirt.

People who are weirdhot, yaknow, the person who'd otherwise be funny looking if they weren't so damn comfortable and confident in their own skin.

Vegetarians who get along with meateaters without issue.
Meateaters who get along with vegetarians without issue.

People who'll ditch work to come see me (though not on a regular basis, once is fine).

People who can laugh for hours at fucking lolcats and still understand how stupid and terrible the whole lolcat thing is.

People who hate lolcats and don't hate me for laughing at them.

Rockabilly girls.
Pinup girls.
Roller Derby girls.
Rockabilly boys.

People who play an uncommon instrument, at least decently. ukulele, accordion, etc.

Proper grammar.

People who don't mind me fucking cussing all the goddamn time.

People who make funny/interesting lists!
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It's been an odd week.

1. Table got taken to mother's.
N. Storage got emptied into apartment.
@. Apartment Tetris ensued.
4. Game still in progress, I'm winning, I swear.
!. Sleeping on my own bed again. So much yay.
Z. So.much.walking.

In actuality it hasn't been terribly more walking than what happens from time to time, normally. Oddly It's getting easier and easier, FINALLY. And the only factor That's changed is the whey protein shakes that boyperson introduced me to.
I'm sure that it's the eating more and more regularly, and the better sleep as well, but the shakes are the main factor, and I'm nearly out, and I'm a bit panicked at the idea of being without.

It's indescribably wonderful to be able to walk without bits going numb, or hurting ankles, knees, or hips. It's a a kind of sore that I remember from when I was younger, the sore that happened after running track, or playing basketball or tennis.

Nearly every night this week I've dreamed of jogging and playing tennis, my muscles remember apparently. I'm excited and hopefull that this means I'll actually get to do these things again soon.

I miss tennis. Does tennis miss me?

ME > YOU

Feb. 14th, 2006 10:58 am
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Top ten reasons why I never friended you back,
or replied to your message, email, 'woo', etc.

10. You have no pictures in your profile/user info,
and nothing you've written is remotely interesting enough to make up for it.

9. You have no pictures in your profile/user info,
and you've no actual content besides something blindingly stupid and misspelt.
Or "i only got dis thing to hit on da hot chicks, sup ladies?".

8. The mere sight of your layout/design caused one of the following:
* Seizures
* Spastic hitting of the back button until I somehow manage to back up till the only dial-up BBS days of the Internet.
* Need for a new keyboard because it got between me and the desk in a case of violent, uncontrollable; *headdesk*.

7. You're only adding me because you think I'm cool and you hope it'll rub off. A. I'm not cool. 2. I'm not cool. C. insert other witty thing here. (Unless you send me presents and make every other post about how nifty I am, then we'll overlook this.)

6. You're only adding me because I offended someone you didn't like and you're hoping I'll do it again. (Ok, this one does have a 50/50 chance of you getting friended back, depending.)

5. I fucked someone you dated/are dating and you're pissy cause I'm a far far better lay than you are, and/or just hope to get dirt to start fights with them or me.

4. I fucked your mom and you're hoping I took pictures and will post them friends only.

3. You think sending me a picture featuring your penis is the best.introduction.ever. and you fully believe my only reaction to it will be a sudden and intense desire to fuck you. (ladies, continue to send me boobie pictures , this does not apply to you.)

2. You're a stereotypical girl who thinks that we must instantly be friends because we both have female naughty bits, and somehow you believe this magically makes me able to relate to your stupid girly non-logic. I do not care about your ugly shoes, your brand name clothes, your hideous boyfriend, and I most certainly do not care about your constant paranoid jealousy when he calls you 2 minutes later than he said he was going to.

And the number ONE REASON:
You cannot make up your mind about any goddamn thing, best example is a LiveJournal example.

"Oh no my stupid drama is too personal and might cause interweb stalkers I must be friends only, here's a big ugly friends only picture as my only public content, now I'm one of the cool kids and you're not."

"Oh no, now I'm not getting enough attention, let's see someone I hate made a post with the first word starting with L, MY NAME STARTS WITH L! THEY MUST BE POSTING ABOUT ME! Now I must make a public post vaguely bitching about them so if they notice I can claim it wasn't about them and they will have started a fight and everyone will see how nifty I am, then I'll panic and go back to friends only in a few days."

No, I don't care that you've friended me and I can see the posts regardless, it is still annoying.

Look, everything on the internets is about ME, not YOU, so if you're not one of the cool kids and I didn't friend back/respond to you, maybe you should try seeing what's outside, reading a book? Developing a hobby? Growing a personality? Then maybe you'll become interesting enough for me to talk to.

work shmerk

Jan. 2nd, 2006 12:45 pm
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In the interests of keeping one of the resolutions,
here's a list post, but maybe not very funny.

What eris is doing at work:

* Taking calls (natch)
* Discovering I can still write just as well with either hand.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Forcing J to guess which hand I wrote what with.
* Being pleased when he guesses wrong.
* Discovering the first 5 numbers in the fibbonacci(sp?) sequence are the same both ways when rendered as coloured in blocks on my graph paper.
* Bothering J with this information.
* Taking a longer break than I should and writing this post
* Worrying
* Suddenly being informed by Karl that he's having hot flashes and his nipples are sore.
* Trying to think of more stuff for this list to avoid ending my break.
* Failing at the above.
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I have New Years resolutions.
If you've spent any amount of time talking with me in the past year or so,
not much of this will be surprising.

I resolve to:

a) Try more new things.
and also, don't be afraid to try new things to say it another way.
(like making resolutions, heh)

4) Less planning, more action,
put my money where my mouth is and all that.
(i.e. eris stop talking about it and just fucking do it!)

d) Smoke more crack!
(CAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO SMOKE ITSELF,
YOU WASTEFUL BITCH)

#) Stop using humor as an avoidance tactic in serious situations.
(ok, this one's a throw-away)

42) Accept accept accept! Accept that there are some things,
some people, some past events, some situations,
that I am NEVER .. EVER going to be able to make logical sense of,
sometimes there is no larger meaning, sometimes things just suck.
Accept it, move on.

q) Stop only doing/learning things which are easy,
try doing/learning more things which are hard and confusing,
even if it makes me feel dumb.

z) Make more funny list posts.
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List originally composed on 11/Oct/2000

eaten sushi lost track now 

left the west coast But only twice.

rode in a red mustang still only once.

moved (without parents that is) 8 times now, wow. does that seem like a lot? seems like a lot to me

lived in a house with an upstairs three times now

had someone from the internet move in with me still only spanky

flown alone(round trip counts as once) I'm not sure, maybe another time since?

been to mexico still only once

been to vegas three visits, then one move here.

threatened a fiance' with a knife Yup, still only once, and that's fine.

been given booze by a king while underage wooo! SCA! I'm no longer underage so this isn't likely to happen again

written this list oop! not anymore

had a webcam (can i do that more than once?) I don't know, can I?

had a hetrosexual inter-racial relationship heh

...................

Suppose I should add to this list now,
let me think, things I've only done once ...

* Offically had two boyfriends at once.

* Gotten married.

* Moved to another state (as an adult)

* Been in an accident where I was at the wheel.

* Been to freemont street (yes I've been here a year and not been there.)

* Lived in an upstairs apartment.

* Ordered lobster in restarauant, just a tail :) .

* Slept on an air mattress for nearly a solid year!


Can't think of any more right now.

J

Jun. 23rd, 2001 07:21 pm
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hey aren't i cool?
i just read friends list and spanky bitching about everybody bitching about a certain person
and i thought, when was the last time i said her name
so i did a find on eriscam.com/lj and not one mention of her name in the past 20 entries
so i'm not one of the people he's bitching about!
ok there is ONE friends only entry that really had nothing to do with her
and there's ONE entry with a link to something about her

like i said i'm trying to stay away from the soap@n@opera, i really have nothing to contribute but it amuses me to no fucking end to read it, heh, i'm just like you, i slow down to see why that guy got pulled over sometimes

anyway, i've got way too much to worry uselessly about offline, and online to attempt to not be a whiny drama queen just cause things suck a little
so i shall make a list!

Things that make my life not suck (in absolutely no particular order):
  • i have a mexican and you don't

  • there's a huge @n@ drama and eris and cydniey are practically no where near it

  • the car is currently still able to get from point a to point b

  • i'm getting a kitten

  • there are actually a few people who still consider me a friend and think i'm nifty even if i'm sometimes a stupid head

  • i run nakedparts, oh wait, that's an i'm cool reason, guess it still fits here

  • regardless of where i am right this moment, i'm going to be living somewhere nifty in 5 days

  • i have purple and blue(ish) hair

  • i have a cute little roommate that is fun when he's not annoying the shit out of me, but even that is funny AFTERwards

  • i have a laptop

  • and a desktop computer

  • i have a nifty izone camera

  • it's just about PERFECT temperature right now

  • spanky is NOT currently playing that annoying cheekun song =D

  • nobody that matters is mad at me at the moment (that i know of)


  • i can't think of any more right this moment :)
    but that's a pretty good list
    hoveringsombrero: (Default)
    >> call one of the clutch places to come get the car to fix it
    > smoke
    >> find the pink slip for the nasty old station wagon
    > smoke
    >> find a place to donate it to that will come get it
    > drink lots of water
    > molest dom
    > smoke
    >> sleep

    San Jose

    Feb. 15th, 2001 09:33 pm
    hoveringsombrero: (Default)
    damnit i forgot i wanted to talk to Shrubber before he went to bed, oh well at least he's got kal's pager number

    so i talked to kal today, spanky and i are going to catch a ride with dom tomorrow morning (he's going to dundercon) and we'll meet up with kal at some time tomorrow, and it looks like we'll be spending the whole weekend in the san jose area,

    kal has been talking to a rental agency, we'll be looking at places to live and i don't know if he still wanted to drop by dundercon as well,

    things to remember:
    (this is for my benefit)
    charge video camera
    get dialup numbers for the area
    save important maps on laptop
    pack a bag for the weekend
    remind spanky to do the same


    ooooh i want an Ouchy the clown mug
    hoveringsombrero: (Default)
    kal had an idea that seems to have fixed my disconnecting problem *knock on wood*

    as you may or may not know, when you get DSL they give you little filters that plug into the phone socket, then you plug the phones and dsl box into them, so kal suggested that i plug the phone cord into the filter instead of directly into the wall

    i'm getting 48 and 49 connections and not disconnecting!

    wooo!

    gotta wake up kal for work in a half hour, then i'll probalby fall back asleep,

    TO DO this week
    pack
    fix clutch on kal's car
    pack
    replace engine in my silver zoom
    pack
    get domdomdom to come take our couch (he wanted it)
    pack


    no i do not yahoo, stop asking me
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    (disclaimer, if you can't tell i'm being silly read elsewhere)
    ok i can be a camgirl too
    sure why not
    sure (honestly) i have money problems, i don't talk about them much nope, cause well POOR IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING
    so i'm looking at the amounts other "cool kids" are askin for and hell, i don't need $180,000, like fuck i wouldn't REFUSE it but i don't need it

    $10,000 will do just nicely

    here's what 10,000 will do for me:
    it will fix my WONDERFUL silver zoom
    clear up license and regisistration issues with both kal and i
    pay several months ahead on rent(cuts down on stress)
    pay on student loans so they won't eat me
    clear up issues at the community college so i can take more classes

    and oh i don't know .. several hundred dollar doc martins, a piano to sit in a room and never be touched, various trinkets i'll probably lose

    and what do you get for giving me this money
    oh i'll make a wonderful list of things i'll never get around to doing
    monthly erisPORN
    signed pictures
    framed pictures of my ass squished on a scanner
    my left hip painted to look like george carlin then immortalized on Polaroid film
    and oh yeah, i'll remember to never thank you
    unless you've got an important name
    ;)

    oh yeah, send your thousands of dollars to:

    Eris Kallisti Ciccone
    666 discord way
    Discordia, Chao 77777

    *BIG RAINBOW SMOOCHES!
    weeeeee!
    hoveringsombrero: (Default)
    well some of you did and some didn't
    here tis anyway :P
    WHAT FNORD MEANS:

    Fnord?
    Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
    Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
    Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
    Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
    Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
    Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
    Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
    Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
    Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
    Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
    Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
    Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
    Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
    Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
    Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
    Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
    Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
    Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.
    Fnord is a pickle without the bumps.
    Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
    Fnord is toast without bread.
    Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
    Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
    the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
    the lint in Fnord's navel.
    Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
    Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
    Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
    Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
    Fnord is the echo of silence.
    Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
    Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
    Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
    Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
    Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
    Fnord is the donut hole.
    Fnord is the whole donut.
    Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
    Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
    Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal.
    Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
    Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
    Fnord is the yin without yang.
    Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
    Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
    Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
    Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
    Fnord never sleeps.
    Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.
    Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
    Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
    Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
    Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
    Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.
    Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
    Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
    Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
    Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
    Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
    Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
    Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
    Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
    Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
    Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
    Fnord invented the green hubcap.
    Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
    Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
    Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

    I cannot escape them
    No matter how I try
    They wait for me everywhere
    I cannot pass them by.


    Driving down the street
    I see "Jesus Is Lord"
    And then immediately after
    I hear the word "FNORD!"


    Innocuous sayings and parables
    And on the evening news
    I hear the word "FNORD!"
    And suddenly I'm confused


    I sit alone in my room
    And I'm feeling rather bored
    I turn on the tube and guess what
    I hear the word "FNORD!"


    "Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you"
    That's what I've heard the wisemen say
    But I can't get away from those beasties
    There's just no fucking way.
    hoveringsombrero: (Default)
    this list inspired by madly craving sushi:

    eaten sushi
    left the west coast
    rode in a red mustang
    moved (without parents that is)
    lived in a house with an upstairs
    had someone from the internet move in with me
    flown alone(round trip counts as once)
    been to mexico
    been to vegas
    threatened a fiance' with a knife
    been given booze by a king while underage
    written this list
    had a webcam (can do that more than once?)
    had a hetrosexual inter-racial relationship

    DUG IS HERE
    and he's taking us to sushi!!!

    more things i've only done once later

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