hoveringsombrero: (omg eris)
As we were walking home from groceries last night.

me: Hey Josh?
J: What?
me: I left a good job in the city ...
J:  (he raises a confused eyebrow at me.)
me: Working for the man, every night and day!
J: AHHH! Shut up, or I'll kick you.
me: ...
J: ...
me: ...
J: (almost starts to hum) DAMN YOU!
me: The chorus totally just started up in your head, didn't it?
J:  I hate you.
me: Rolling! Rolling! (starting to dance) rolling on th...
J: AHHH! SHUT UP!

He then tried to hit me with his soda bottle, which I deftly blocked with my water bottle,
then I had to stop giggling or I was going to pee myself.

Yeah ...

Jul. 26th, 2007 04:04 pm
hoveringsombrero: (Default)
While waiting at a bus stop:

Me: It's a good thing there aren't any cab stands near, because I could be convinced that we needed to spend money we shouldn't spend on a cab right now.
J: Well maybe if you flash some leg, a cab will just stop for us.
Me: *looks down at self, then back up at J*
Me: I'm wearing jeans, I'd have to totally take off my pants to flash some leg.
J: Even better.
Me: ...
Me: You have terrible ideas.
hoveringsombrero: (omg eris)
eris: I DON'T WANT MY LJ IN A COCONUT SHELL
J: tough coconuts
eris: I DID NOT SEE A NEWS POST REGARDING THIS OUTAGE.
eris: I HAVE NEWS ON MY FLIST FOR THIS REASON
eris: WHY HAVE THEY TAKEN AWAY MY LJ?
J: why are you yelling at me?
eris: I AM DISTRESSED.
J: so that means you must yell at me?
eris: YES.
J: well stop
eris: I WISH TO PASTE THIS INTO MY LJ BUT .... I CANNOT!
J: don't mean you must yell at me
eris: yesitdoes.
eris: mexicansareforyellingat.
J: stop or you go on the ignoring list
eris: i'mnolongeryellingOMG.
J: ...ok
hoveringsombrero: (Default)
eris: ERIS BEATER
J: she was askin for it
eris: feedme
J: you're the "housegirlfriend"
J: you feed me
eris: heh
hoveringsombrero: (Default)
eris: .A STRONG LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM WILL MOVE ACROSS THE GREAT BASIN
TONIGHT AND WEDNESDAY RESULTING IN STRONG WINDS ACROSS THE MOJAVE
DESERT.

AREAS OF BLOWING DUST CAN BE EXPECTED...ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE
DESERTS OF SOUTHEAST CALIFORNIA AND SOUTHERN NEVADA. THE STRONG
WINDS WILL CREATE ADVERSE DRIVING CONDITIONS...PARTICULARLY FOR
HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES ON NORTH-SOUTH ORIENTED ROADS.
J: well damn it's gonna suck walking tmw
eris: You might blow away.
eris: You fragile little man.
J: piss of
eris: piss of what?
J: of = off
eris: TOO SLOW
J: and i'm ignoring you now
eris: This is new how?
J: normally you don't get to chat with me first
J: nor be warned
eris: You're really bad at this ignoring thing.
eris: Or just slow, apparently.
hoveringsombrero: (Default)
eris: This is fucking scary http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_omgz/1368666.html
J: good god
eris: I think that made my vagina grow shut.
J: no doubt
J: made my penis shrink as if to hide
eris: Fear of the larger predator?
J: seriously
eris: and it's a GAY monster cock, no less.
eris: It might try to EAT yours.
J: seriously
eris: Like a fucking dune worm.
eris: RARR *chomp*
eris: If I wasn't getting any before ...
J: *shudder*
hoveringsombrero: (Default)
I have sorta half mentioned it, but not outright,
didn't want to say anything till he arrived.

Remember J?
He showed up at around 2 this morning,
car full of his schtuffs.

Partially moved into his room, still some of his stuff in the living room,
I think.
He brought his tiny kittylady.

Her name is Cydniey.
I don't know how he spells it,
But I'm use to spelling it that way,
cause of .. well .. [livejournal.com profile] cydniey,
natch.

She is tiny tiny and calico,
I've been calling her cyd-cyd.

It's weird, been over a year since we've seen him,
doesn't seem like any time has passed once he walked through the door.

I'm drinking a BEER,
soon I'll sleep.

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